I think you meant send everyone for NL Central champs shirt/hat sizing so we can watch them go 3-and-out against the Cardinals in the NLDS. These days are over. It's over. [expletive] the Cardinals. Lick a dick punks. Step the [expletive] aside. They are going to swoon in the second half. Pixie dust crop was spoiled with fungus. Tough [expletive]. Eat a micturated upon cockroach egg infested semi-soft fecal loaf Cardinals. It's over. Birdies all fall down.