My plan for saving the Cubs: From now until Sunday, this will be the lineup/roster C - Taylor Davis 1B - Victor Caratini 2B - Mike Freeman SS - David Bote 3B - Tommy LaStella LF - Kyle Schwarber CF - Albert Almora RF - Jason Heyward Bench consists of just Terrance Gore, Ian Happ and Bobby Wilson Starters: Wed - James Norwood Thurs - Jorge De La Rosa Friday - Alec Mills Saturday - Game 1 NLDS starter Sunday - Game 2 NLDS starter Pen - Duensing, Chatwood, Zintzler, Rosario, Webster The following players are banned from entering Wrigley Field unless starting on Sat or Sun or rehabbing an injury until Monday: Jesse Chavez, Steve Cishek, Carl Edwards Jr, Cole Hamels, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Jose Quintana, Pedro Strop, Justin Wilson, Willson Contreras, Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Daniel Murphy, Anthony Rizzo, Ben Zobrist. Chili Davis is fired and a new donging coach is hired to work with the players at an off site facility. The rest of the time those players will be banned from all baseball activity. If for some reason the Zombie Cubs put the real Cubs in a position to win the division on Sunday, they come back and play. Otherwise, the players get 6 days off, unless they tie the Brewers, then 5 days off. Yes giving up on the division on paper drastically lowers our odds of winning a World Series, but I would argue that a) the chances of beating the Pirates and Cardinals more times than the Brewers beat the Cardinals and Tigers is low and b) If we can get past the Wild Card game, that rest will help our tired team immensely and increase our chances of actually winning in the playoffs. Think outside the box Theo!