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  1. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Naw man...I mean, I always think of "the Cubs" as just one Cub entity. Like, "that's so Cub!" Damn it, this isn't working. http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/simpsons-ralph-rolling-down-hill-lisa-1386894775x.gif
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    The Cubs' combined IF has the best WAR in baseball. The Cubs' combined OF combined has the best WAR in the NL. Cubs win 115 games and sweep the Stros in the WS. Dempster retires his Harry impersonation. World Peace is achieved. (Edited for dumbness)
  3. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Remember that time Z no-hit the Astros in Milwaukee just for a lark? There is precedent!
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    http://www.trbimg.com/img-5953e729/turbine/ct-tom-ricketts-ted-cruz-chicago-inc-20170628 http://www.yourjstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/george-jerk-store.gif
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    Lol, wow. I kinda wanna sign that thing, but I won't.
  11. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Just tell us how old you are. If you don’t want to reveal your exact age just tell us whether you are younger or older than Khalil Greene Fine lol. I'm younger than Khalil Greene by a good amount. Man, I guess I should learn to never criticize a "clever" title ever again.
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    Yes, Sammy Sofa I'm totally coincidentally set off. I'm so angry right now lol. Just tell us how old you are. If you don’t want to reveal your exact age just tell us whether you are younger or older than Khalil Greene
  13. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15. It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid... I actually think fart jokes are funnier now than I did when I was 15. My 4 year old and a friend of hers were telling jokes back and forth to each other in the form of "Do you know what I use for a toothbrush? Leaves!" So I asked if I could join in, and they said yes. I asked "You know what I use as a pillow? A jar full of farts." It absolutely killed, and I have to admit that being being spur of the moment, it was hillarious. I mean...a jar ain't even comfortable! The farts don't change that fact! But on the Meph front, I don't think this dood is Meph. I think there are a lot of Meph-types on these interwebs. I mean, there but for the grace of God...who doesn't exist, btw.
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    I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing. I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.
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    Seriously, how old are you? Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny... Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection. http://cjzero.com/gifs/KobeStaresBrown.gif
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    Derp https://www.yahoo.com/sports/2018-fantasy-baseball-rankings-catcher-225018619.html
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    Laws of nature dictate we now have the option to take Robbie Ray with us now that Heyward owns his soul.
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    As a Packer fan that watched Jordy suck in every way you can imagine last year, this makes immense amounts of sense. Jordy is probably toast. Now if they can grow a pair and ditch Cobb's nearly-as-bad contract, the Pack might be in business. There are other TEs that might make more sense to sign than Jimmy (since Rodgers doesn't really need a jump-ball-winning TE type) but I'm pumped.
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    Can't he just pee in the shower and call it an environment-saving-day like every other guy?
  21. JudasIscariotTheBird
    It’s up there if it isn’t the best with the others mentioned here but also Bobby Hill and some guy named Matt Bruback for Kenny Lofton and Aramis Ramirez was pretty damn great. Lofton was awesome in that 2003 playoff run and Ramirez goes without saying. Rizzo for Cashner will ultimately be better I would guess. fWAR as a Cub: Rizzo: 23.9 (6 seasons) Ramirez: 25.8 (8.5 seasons) Arrieta: 16.5 (~4 seasons) What we gave up in all 3 cases is negligible for the most part. Cashner has had the most success but he's been on several teams since the Cubs traded him. Sure, but that isn't including Lofton's WAR, and not subtracting Cashner's. But now that I think about it, the Sandberg trade and Sosa trade both prob beat Aramis.
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    It’s up there if it isn’t the best with the others mentioned here but also Bobby Hill and some guy named Matt Bruback for Kenny Lofton and Aramis Ramirez was pretty damn great. Lofton was awesome in that 2003 playoff run and Ramirez goes without saying. I would guess that in terms of major league WAR not many trades in Cub history compare to the Aramis trade.
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    After his post-Trump election gloatfest, he was essentially dead to me. I would have preferred he went to the Brewers so I could root against him harder and more often.
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    The Cubs probably won't be involved in more than a couple of these, though, and it's not like you have to pay for them, so I guess it's fine. This is stupid. I assume it is only going to be "streaming exclusive", meaning we can still see the affected Cubs games on WGN, WLS, NBCSports (especially since the broadcast schedule has already been announced), but I still hate it. As an MLB.tv subscriber, I expect to be able to watch all the out-of-market games through MLB.tv. Would I really watch one of these mid-week afternoon games, maybe not, but knowing that I can't is annoying. And I don't want anything to do with Facebook. Yeah, I use facebook often, but half of the point of having MLB is that I can lead the game and skip commercials or watch a game in the evening that occurred in the afternoon. If facebook gets more than 1 Cub game this year, I'm asking MLB for some of my money back.
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    JD seemed fairly well annoyed when he learned that the guy wasn't going for a Syndrome look.
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