I hope Cody Zeller gets hit by a bus ETA: Not killing him, I'd never wish death on him, just paralyzed, not death. Not in the face either, it would ruin that bus. That's funny. This whole thing is funny. I don't have anything against Illinois. I hate Purdue, Wisconsin, and Iowa much more than I hate U of I. Hell, it was the best college campus I ever partied at. I just think it's funny how much you guys hate IU. It's like the White Sox fans, who didn't care that they didn't win anything for 70 years because the Cubs were so bad for most of that time. I think if there's one thing to take away from this thread, it's that Illinois fans don't care if they win or lose.