It take at least 5 sentences for Coomer to say it's a hit or an out. Hits it up the middle............gloved by Simmons.........gonna be a tough play........great throw.........and he has a leadoff single. And this is all 15 seconds after the play has ended. EDIT: I did a poor job describing my complaint (I Coomered it). There's the crack of the bat, the crowd reaction, THEN Coomer begins his 5 sentences.