lol we play whoomp there it is Right...because that's awesome. What the hell is wrong with you? Fan of team thinks his teams stupid traditions are amazing, other teams stupid traditions are stupid. This has never happened before. "Who let the dogs out" is not a tradition. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone here.
and yet weird things continue to happen to the cubs Weird things like Theo & Co said [expletive] pitching and now it haunts us? Our pitching was better than the Mets' this year.
Our stud 21 year old 3.3 WAR SS goes down and we're forced to play our stud 22 year old SS who had a 2.200 OPS in the NLDS. Man, this team is awesome. But still, get well soon, Addison.
Plus his temper tantrum on the mound and glaring into his own dugout after Rizzo's IF single, plus his threatening not to play for the $500k he agreed to in his contract for this year, plus divorcing his cancer-stricken wife. Hopefully that's all enough for a hard pass.
The biggest obstacle left is finding enough ABs for all of our infamous dongsmen. You want to put Russell back in to add to his collection of glove dongs, but Baez has been damn near Soler-esque in his refusal to make outs.
We're taking this Dongtoberfest straight into *Dongvember. *If Necessary **Auto-correct REALLY didn't want to let me type "Dongvember". A sure sign of a WS sweep.
Pretty sure this was already posted somewhere, but I wanted to say again how gratifying it is that we were able to destroy this pecker head on our road to glory. What a No Dong Johnson.
It's the thing that people who don't know about sports know about the Cubs, and everything is a race to see who can get the most stupid people to watch/click.