The premise here is that the Chicago Cubs are the best team in the National League. But they're not playing like it because of the insane amount of pressure. If you're Lou Piniella, how can that pressure be relieved? Here's my stupid idea; feel free to post yours: Step One: Announce Jason Marquis as the starting pitcher for game three. Step Two: When asked why in the hell you would start Marquis, reply that there's no point in risking an injury to Mr. Softee (yes, actually refer to Rich Harden as "Mr. Softee") when you may need him next year. Step Three: Openly concede the series. Say out loud what everyone is thinking: it's over. Say the Dodgers are clearly superior. Say Manny is a baseball god. Say your team is a very good team that had a very good season and they should all be proud of themselves, but it's obviously not their year; they just ran into a better team. Step Four: Say before the game everything everyone knows you'll be saying after the game. Tip your cap to Derek Lowe. Tip your cap to Chad Billingsley. Pull out a Cubs cap with a japanese logo on it and say that you're prepared to tip it to Kuroda. Step Five: Finally, make it clear that this is basically an exhibition game. You'll be starting your bench players, because they've had a great year and they each deserve a start. Especially Fontenot and Johnson. That's it. In short, Lou, resigning yourself to losing this game may be the only way to win it. Telling your players not to feel the pressure of "a hundred years of losing" isn't cutting it. Remove that pressure. Risk looking like the worst manager in the world. If it works, even for one game, you'll be seen as a subversive genius. If they win one game, you continue the charade until it's so obvious what you're doing it becomes a fun game you're playing with the media, and everyone is loose. When was the only time Lou Piniella won a WS as a manager? The 1990 Reds, who were serious underdogs to the mighty Oakland A's, who they swept. The Cubs, once favorites, now need to embrace the underdogs they've become. They have a day and a half. Go. PS: Make sure Harden knows he'll be in there by the third inning. Duh.