Hacking Mass is a fantasy contest on Baseball Prospectus's web site, where the objective is to pick the worst team you can. You pick 8 position players and 2 pitchers. Scoring is based on a system called Exuded Stiff Points, Net (ESPN). For hitters, ESPN is determined based on (.800 - OPS) X PA. For pitchers, [(ERA - 4.50) X IP]/3. Points can be positive or negative; high point total wins. There is a special rule that you cannot use a pitcher projected as a starter for the Rockies. Because ESPN is weighted by plate appearances for hitters and innings pitched for pitchers, you need players who are putrid, but somehow still get playing time. The prize for the winner is $500 plus a copy of a print of Bud Selig with reproduced signature. In addition, the top 10 finishers win a one year BP premium subscription. To enter you must be a BP subscriber; this can include their free basic subscription. Rosters are frozen Saturday, April 8 at midnight PST. It isn't possible to formally set up leagues for this contest; however, we can simulate an NSBB league here. Everybody who enters can post their team names and rosters here. Periodically throughout the season I'll ask for people to check their scores and post them here, and based on that we can keep standings as if this were a league.