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  1. Did they not have a type writing class in Scales Mound? edit: Did you edit that? I swear it used to say chamces. we were K-12 in one school. We had 1 typewriter. I have no idea what you are referring to with regards to an "edit" :wink:
  2. I feel really good about the Cubs chances
  3. Im telling ya guys Theo is a master.
  4. Oh yeah; I forgot you were one of those Oregon reprobates. Ive kept my screen name because ive worked too hard to maintain its lofty status to give it up to some buck-toothed millennial from Moose Lake [expletive]
  5. Are you confused because he already signed with Seattle, or because i live in Seattle?
  6. If his power drops because he lost some HR fuel im gonna be pissed
  7. The way I look at it, the only think Lackey had over Chatwood is # of children eaten per inning. I like this signing a lot
  8. Guys, Ohtani isnt coming here to Seattle. Theo met with him, in perfect Iwatean dialect said “Kon'nichiwa, genkidesuka” to Shohei. Shohei replied “I want to play for the Cubs!”...and the meeting was over save a few pleasantries and some coffee. I’m going to keep telling myself that anyway
  9. NOBODY WILL TOP THE COOBS. You’ll all thank me in 30 years
  10. This idea needs more exploration. If we get Ohtani, i expect a ms paint of the gauntlet course theo traversed to this epic victory complete with each of the other pres/gm’s demise Get it cued treebeard
  11. I like this move. Coob or Ohtani too would be most excellent. Both would be mostest excellent and I might explode.
  12. If we get Ohtani and the Cards flop on Stanton
  13. “THATS PETCO FOR YA BUDDY” - Jed
  14. Theo should code into the game a 757 crashing in the background and horribly burned bodies flying into the park to scare Ohtani away from the clearly probable event
  15. i figured it might be, but i'm a robot so Oh horsefeathers, self-aware AI. LOOK WHAT YOU CREATED NSBB
  16. I’d disagree. The Bears have some young talent. They need more and better coaching
  17. lmfao, what? no. signing ohtani literally allows us to do the opposite of that Yea, that part made nooooo sense
  18. Have they said when the Cubs are going? If they are the last to meet with him isn't that a good sign? Generally speaking first and last are best if you are in the middle you have to have a really strong argument
  19. after meeting him, he was quoted saying "horsefeathers the far east, I like Theo" - Ohtani
  20. that was brutal. I havent heard if its a broken back, but man it looked like it
  21. We should just bring the entire city of Chicago and beg for his awesomeness
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