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  1. Clem Fandango
    what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick. I'd use my endorsement money for a wiener implant.
  2. Clem Fandango
    an overly attached parent. If the kid was there every day during the summer that would make some sense, but the fact that they pull him out of school to hang out in a locker room is kind of creepy. kid just loves seeing dad dicks "Dad I want to meet David Beckham" "Gordon Beckham" "No, David Beckham" "We have a Gordon Beckham, take it or leave it" "I want to go home" "Go have Gordon show you his jockstrap" "Why?" "Because school is [expletive], kid. This is life changing horsefeathers here." *begrudgingly looks at Gordon Beckham's jockstrap while Gordon Beckham showcases it with glee* *Gordon Beckham released*
  3. Clem Fandango
    I don't know what's sadder, the fact that Vogelbach was the guy he was able to pick off, or that Vogelbach got picked off knowing they were going to try and have Lester practice pick off throws.
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  5. Clem Fandango
    http://i.imgur.com/oInEqir.gif
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    http://i.imgur.com/JZe8Lfj.gif
  7. Clem Fandango
    Because it would mean Montero only gets 3 starts during the rotation and we want him to get 4? Why would Ross not still catch Lester?
  8. Clem Fandango
    Sweeeeeeet
  9. Clem Fandango
    "Not sure what's going on but Joe Maddon has released the lineups for tonight's game" "Not sure what's going on but the Cubs have just signed Jason Heyward" "Not sure whats going on but the Cubs win 5-2" Yeah, that's pretty great.
  10. Clem Fandango
    https://www.reddit.com/r/CHICubs/ is better
  11. Clem Fandango
    Well it is the same font, for one, so that stands to reason. But if I moved the shadow to surround the letters, the 3D effect inside the letters would look off. Maybe when I have more time I'll attempt to make it look like the actual letter patches on the back of the jersey
  12. Clem Fandango
    INB4 someone says the red isn't red enough http://i.imgur.com/wgMuVPH.png
  13. Clem Fandango
    There's just no pleasing you vultures, is there? GAH FINE http://i.imgur.com/IM0nt6E.png
  14. Clem Fandango
    Damn. Okay, how does this work? http://i.imgur.com/lfzjEGZ.png
  15. Clem Fandango
    Hey, NSBB works, and we all appreciate that, so all of this stuff is basically just cosmetic suggestions. I just think with this place ideally getting more traffic with the Cubs being awesome that it looking more alive and Cub-like could really help bring people in and keeping them around. Logan doing some logos/designs would be awesome. Agreed Thanks for the vote of confidence! Here's my first mock up, if you like it you can place it wherever! http://i.imgur.com/cE29870.png
  16. Clem Fandango
    Some choice cuts... That's just the first 13 pages. They have like 28 pages devoted to him signing with the Cubs, not like an original thread about him signing that merged into him signing with the Cubs, like 28 full pages about Dexter signing with the Cubs. In their favor, though, at least they aren't racist nutbags like the Cardinals fans were when Heyward signed here.
  17. Clem Fandango
    This is pretty much a metaphor for what they've gone through today (NSFW language): screencaps plz
  18. Clem Fandango
    This is pretty much a metaphor for what they've gone through today (NSFW language):
  19. Clem Fandango
    I do feel bad for Javy though. I mean he can still be used, but not nearly as much now. If they trade him, what can we expect in terms of value on a return? Or will he just be stashed in AAA?
  20. Clem Fandango
    I'd rather Fowler be new Coghlan, but whatever. The options, like I listed on the previous page, are pretty damn extensive.
  21. Clem Fandango
    Just for funsies, using our interchangeable LF'ers as the starting point, these are our OF options as of this moment under the presumption that Schwarber is strictly LF, Heyward will play CF and RF, Soler strictly RF, and Baez and Fowler can/will play all 3 OF positions. At least I think this is all of them. Schwarber starting 1) Schwarber/Heyward/Soler 2) Schwarber/Heyward/Fowler 3) Schwarber/Fowler/Heyward 4) Schwarber/Fowler/Soler 5) Schwarber/Fowler/Baez 6) Schwarber/Baez/Heyward 7) Schwarber/Baez/Soler 8) Schwarber/Baez/Fowler Baez starting 1) Baez/Heyward/Soler 2) Baez/Heyward/Fowler 3) Baez/Fowler/Heyward 4) Baez/Fowler/Soler Fowler starting 1) Fowler/Heyward/Soler 2) Fowler/Heyward/Baez 3) Fowler/Baez/Heyward 4) Fowler/Baez/Soler What's fun is Schwarber could be starting at catcher during the days he's not starting on this list. Or maybe they play Schwarber in RF for the hell of it, then it's even more expansive.
  22. Clem Fandango
    I didn't even check the other threads, derp. saw this first, got in, got excited, didn't even leave the thread, lol.
  23. Clem Fandango
    So who is getting traded? Coghlan, Soler, or Baez?
  24. Clem Fandango
    He's gotta be trolling. Seriously, the dude's been an analyst for the last year or two covering game recaps, he was constantly surrounded by baseball highlights and information and incessant discussion about Bryce Harper the MVP candidate, how does he not know his name is Bryce? What a dingus.
  25. Clem Fandango
    Good for him. And the Cubs.
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