If I had told you a month ago that after 2 games, the Bears would have the same record as the Seahawks, you all would've taken it. As would I, as would I
Feeling slightly less suicidal after that game. Offensive coordinator actually adjusted his game plan, which I didn't think he was capable (or willing) to do
The guy who said "Absolutely", on the last page: I think he was being sarcastic about the Cubs cheering (like they won the world series). It's meatball redneck speak for "we just got our asses spanked so I'm going to mock the winning team"
No one should. Preseason rankings are stupid. Television contracts will be the reason that it never happens, but I'd love to see no polls released until Week 3 has been completed, at the earliest. Week 6 is the earliest it makes sense