CincyCubsFan

Don't forget Cesas Izturis and Will Ohman...

Hes really not that bad of a defensive catcher, but is there any chance he could convert to 1B? Sarchasm....

Another high quality call at first base. Excellent first half of the season for the blue.

No game thread today?

I didn't think in a million years we'd score more than one run today. Nice.

Look, Theriot's rubbing off on the rest of these bozos.

Lee is a BA with the glove.

Theriot is to Piniella as Neifi is to Dusty.

Where has this been for the past three months? Geez....

Good to see Soto raking lately. Lee and Ramirez starting to come around. Fuk is hot. Silva's still owning going into the fourth month. Too bad we're a hundred games back, it might actually matter.

So basically you're taking this year's team and adding Dunn and subtracting Lilly? Yea, sounds like a winner. I feel like should be able to improve at second base in the offseason, but I don't care enough to look up who's going to be available.

Patterson starting in left field for the Red Sox tonight. Unreal.

Theriot with some sneaky power there...oops.

Forget about fat chicks, the Cubs are the official 2010 MLB SLUMPBUSTERS.

There was another guy that flourished off the bench in favorable matchups and was a flop as a starter. His name is Mike Fontenot. I hope Colvin doesn't turn out the same way but I get a bad feeling it's gonna be deja vu when he starts playing everyday.

God, I hate Paul Sullivan.

I'd put my money on Byrd for that one. Classic.

Looks like Bobby V to Florida... http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5325157&campaign=rss&source=MLBHeadlines

If anyone is destined to be the hero against the Cubs, it's Michael Saunders...

These fools have to be leading the universe in GIDPs this year. Holy cow.

Did Fontenot take a cruise ship vacation a few weeks ago and fall off the edge of the boat? Or did he just crap in Lou's bran flakes?

He has already stated that he felt terrible and that he blew the biggest call of his career. I think people need to cut the guy some slack. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=300602106 Why should he be cut slack? It wasn't even a close play. It's didn't even qualify as a "bang bang" play. The runner was clearly out. There was no question. You didn't need slow motion replay to see it. The ump's head was up his ass. That's a complete and utter failure at your job. The only way to miss that is if you, as the umpire, are completely unfocused and paying no attention whatsoever to what is going on in front of you - to what should be your ONLY focus at that moment. Joyce's job at that point, no, his DUTY to Gallaraga, The Tigers, the game of baseball, the fans in the stadium, is to GET THE CALL RIGHT. He failed utterly and completely. It's like Michael Jordan hitting the game winning three pointer with 3 seconds left on the clock in Game Seven and the ref saying time expired before the shot drained. It's that big of a failure. He shouldn't be cut slack. He should be sent back to double A ball where he belongs, and he should stop by the DMV on the way to get his vision checked. These atrocious umpires need to be held accountable. Screw steroids, the state of umpiring is the biggest threat to the integrity of the game of baseball today.

Didn't they give So Taguchi a standing O last year when he came to bat for us?

Those assclowns in STL gave Miles a STANDING O in his first AB tonight. Unreal.