I reach out to my enemy (Kenny Williams) and offer some advice on trades to keep the White Sox out of last place: Proposal 1: Sox trade Crede to the Dodgers for Juan Pierre (Dodgers pay $3 million, $4 million, $4 million, $3 million for 2008-2011). AND Sox trade Cabrera to the Cubs for Murton, Cedeno/Theriot, and Marshall/Pignatello/Petrick. Dodgers view: Get out from under some of Pierre's bad contract, clear up some of OF glut, and take a chance on Crede's return. Sox view: Reunite Guillen and Pierre, add speed, add CF, get younger and save money at SS, LF, and pitcher. Cubs view: Cabrera solves SS problem and allows DeRosa to start at 2B. SS obtained for "spare parts". Proposal 2: Sox trade Konerko and Crede to the Angels for Kotchman, Mathews Jr., Wood, Willits/Rivera. Sox view: Get younger, solve CF problem, add possible star (Wood). Angels view: Get slugging 1B, solve OF glut, chance of slugging 3B.