Master Shake
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Leave and never come back from that gas station. We'll stop by and thank you on the way to the world series victory parade. In all fairness, we were leading 3-1 when I left.
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We would MAJORLY have to blow it to lose today, and I just don't see it happening.
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I get back from the gas station to get a drink, and I come to this? Holy crap! HOOKERS FOR ALL!
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If Z gets defense behind him like we've seen tonight, he just might get the win. The team seems to be firing on all pistons tonight.
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Jacque JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnes. I like Mike Jones too. :) What about Davy Jones, Shirley Jones, or JOnes Soda?
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Whatever happened to Calvin and Hobbes? Bill Watterson retired 10 years ago.
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Uh oh.. Methinks Z gets another no decision tonight.
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Btw, Transmogrified Tiger... Love the Avatar. Calvin and Hobbes was always one of my favorites!
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Z isn't looking as sharp as I'd like him to be.
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I will not say anything bad about J. Jones for the next inning. This is gonna be hard.
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EARLY LEAD! WOO HOO!
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:shock: :shock: :shock: Did I just see some excellent execution?
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A LEADOFF HIT? What team are we watching?
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*whispering to myself "find your happy place... find your happy place"*
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And I will be the team motivator. For a home run, I'll get a hooker for the batter. For a grand slam, I'll get the batter a hooker and also NOT tell his wife. For hitting into a double play, I'll let a random fan take one swing at the player with the player's bat. I'll even work for free.
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"Let's say da Bears were in the indy 500, who would win?" "How could da Bears compete in da Indy 500?" "They could be ridin' in a bus." "Who would be drivin' da bus?" "Ditka." "DA BEARS!
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Perhaps, but I think we're going to put up a fight for once.
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Maybe we should take George Carlin's suggestion and have some randomly placed landmines in the outfield. Or how about if you get an out of any sort, a random Cub fan in the stands gives the player a wedgie as he reaches the dugout?
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Actually, the guy has gotten freakishly buff in recent years. Maybe he's the extra power bat the team desperately needs right now. http://home.earthlink.net/~mr_neil/carrottop.jpg That picture is freakishly scary... :shock: :shock: :shock: I say we put him in the cleanup spot.
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Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa. Wait a sec... That would be hell. Ahem. Excepting the portion of Iowa you're in, of course.
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I'm all for hiring as our new skipper, Carrot Top. He may have some big bats in his trunk of props.
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I have only ever made one baseball prediction that came true... 1989, I predicted an earthquake would hit the bay area just before the start of the world series. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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I'm actually all for firing the entire coaching staff first. They are not doing their job, plain and simple.
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Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa. Wait a sec... That would be hell.
