i know i'm being extremely ungrateful but here's some dudes with more dongs than kris bryant Travis Shaw Ozzie Albies Eddie Rosario Scooter Gennett Mitch Haniger Yangervis Solarte Eduardo Escobar Asdrubal Cabrera Michael Brantley Shin Soo Choo David Peralta Jed Lowrie Jeimer Candelario Teoscar Hernandez Lewis Brinson I know Bryant is still great, just in a different way, but god, hit a damn home run