Epstein-Quade meeting transcript: TE: Hi, Mike. I'm interested in learning everything you have to offer about the team and how you ran things last year. MQ: Sounds good, Eppy. TE: Actually...I left something out in the hall. I'll be right back. MQ: Sure thing, Eppy. I'll just wait here. *7 hours later* MQ: Huh, I guess he's not coming back. *leaves* hahahahahahaha