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  1. Sammy Sofa
    So what? so he's not gonna give the big pinch hit AB in the playoffs to the guy who just found out his wife is banging half the team I want the furious guy who wants to hit things to go out there and something as hard as he can. It's called playing the percentages; it's what good managers do.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    My Tree is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    do a parody of losing my edge about your experience Ahahahahahaah! I'd need Theo to be the one doing the slapping.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    So what?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    #bespekkled will now be used to describe Addison Russell. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/30/300337393cac832c1a6f7ca0d089c54b167b373260fbc7369a4c15dc5711a6f1.jpg
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I was there. It felt like a timeshare seminar. I have no idea why I went.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    In theory. In practice, not so much. We've basically seen it once so far this season.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, but they clearly don't have a reasonable chance IN the playoffs, so that regret dies quickly.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] FACE 4 LIFE.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    SHUT UP HE'S A HERO.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Depressing answer: the Cubs don't get to the playoffs enough to see their crappy players do amazing things. Even more depressing answer: the Cubs have been mostly crappy players for years.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Performing his hot new hit!
  13. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pharrell-williams-wearing-short-tuxedo-at-cfda-fashion-awards__oPt.jpg http://38.media.tumblr.com/8d247e3bcca18fffebcd31a351c5d300/tumblr_mg4az0cbv81qz8x31o1_400.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    BUSTBUSTBUSTBUSTBUSTBUST OK, I'll go now. Bye, hockey dorks.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Someone needs to insert a foghorn blast.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I don't think a croissant is what you think it is.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    That damn King of Siam is going to come flying in on his auto-gyro and ruin EVERYTHING.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Levin likes the 49ers, not the Falcons [expletive], nice recovery from the autism burn.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.gifwave.com/media/653155/tv-reaction-eating-omfg-eat-yum-dinner-cheese-lunch-meal.gif
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Falcons 56 Bears 13
  21. Sammy Sofa
    honestly though i keep wanting to try a bison dog and i can never find the right [expletive] concession stand for them and i'm not about to start walking from stand to stand to find the right one I thought they were only by the bleachers.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    My dad got a couple e-mails saying it was going to be done online because of the renovations.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    The Bears bomb atomically.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    All we Cubs fans get to eat are Ricketts' dad's liberal-hatin' sausages.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21700000/Clue-gif-clue-the-movie-21765965-500-271.gif
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