Sammy Sofa
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With Soler playing the sexy sax.
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Hot dogs on sliced bread are the saddest things in the world.
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Well, now this isn't fun anymore.
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I like "sangwiches," but I thought that was like a W.C. Fields thing or something.
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Come on, David, get that mighty robot brain a-workin' and come up with a different name for sandwiches.
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I'm going with "sammich."
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So then the issue is with classic/traditional/whatever sandwiches being called "sandwiches" when they're just part of the sandwich category. It's like people in the south calling all sodas "coke" in addition to Coke actually being its own thing. I say we make history and rename sandwiches.
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This is Mojo's doesn't tip on a haircut. It's on the sandwich "tree," or however you want to put it, but it's different enough in terms of expectations and construction to be it's own thing, just like a hot dog. So the hot dog is on the sandwich tree. Yes, I have said that several times. They're very similar, but different enough in key ways to be their own thing. You can't just swap out similar foods and expect people to act like they're the same thing, so they're not.
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This is Mojo's doesn't tip on a haircut. It's on the sandwich "tree," or however you want to put it, but it's different enough in terms of expectations and construction to be it's own thing, just like a hot dog.
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Never heard that before.
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Nobody likes fun anymore.
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Taco Bell is not the end-all-be-all of tacos and burritos, my friend. Everything that can be in a taco can be in a burrito, and vice-versa.
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A sub with tuna on it.
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Sandwiches and subs are very similar foods, but are ultimately their own things. If you promise a group of people subs and then present them with a bunch of sandwiches they will rightly be perplexed and frustrated as to why you are playing cruel food games with them. On the flipside, if you promise people sandwiches and bring them subs, they will be pleasantly surprised (because subs are inherently superior). Either way, people's perceptions are very, very different with these types of foods despite their many similarities. Maybe the answer is looking at something like linguine vs. udon. Both are noodles, yet both are not pasta.
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and yet, they are both drinks And yet, everything we're talking about is food. Come on, David.
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I'm going to go make a berry smoothie right now. I would not, however, like a berry Slurpee-type concoction.
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If I get a craving for a sub it's different than if I get a craving for a sandwich. Like if I really want a tuna sub and ultimately all I end up with is tuna sandwich I'm gonna be disappointed.
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these are two different things. a burrito isn't a type of taco nor is a taco a type of burrito. a pancake isn't a type of waffle and a waffle isn't a type of pancake. they're just similar foods. They're the same things. They just vary in size and/or preparation, but the necessary ingredients are the same. But then we perceive them as different foods. Because they just are. http://img.pandawhale.com/89952-master-strokes-beard-gif-Kill-bdei.gif
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It's just a sub. You can construct subs in key ways that you simply can't do with a sandwich. Why does this bother you so much?
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And whither the soft shell taco vs. the burrito?
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And remember, we're waiting for some commentary on pancakes/waffles/waffles/pancakes. Because based on how me saying a sub is a sub...effects you this should REALLY get some literal gears turning.
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I've not once mentioned Wonder Bread. And nobody has brought up insanity until now. When exactly did this break you?
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Look at it this way: Is a pancake a waffle? Is a waffle a pancake?
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It's a sandwich cousin, but it's its own thing. That really shouldn't be THAT mind-blowing.
