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  1. Sammy Sofa
    If anyone honestly believes Manny the hitting coach is a different person from Manny the player then I would like to trade this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    To go alongside this, Cutler's projected 16 game totals based on his play this year 416/611 68.1% 4,469 yards 7.32 YPA 35 TD 16 INT 97.4 rating This is good [expletive]. I'm gonna school some fools at work.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Or he just says, "he was a good hitter for me and I think he can help coach these players to be better hitters." The rest of it IS unnecessary pandering. People would be (rightly) flipping out if it was Sosa instead of Manny.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Tell us more how Theo is just cleverly pandering instead of simply being a condescending prick. "Manny, trust me, I think you're cool, I just have to publicly say these insulting things about you because of reasons." And again: lifelong Red Sox fan.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Fair enough, David. Fair enough.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    "I thought they were hot dogs wearing Brett's shorts blah-blah-blah"
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Yes they were, David.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    "Oh, were those jokes?"
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Please stop ruining jokes.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Your positronic network is malfunctioning a bit there.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    He's a Red Sox fan.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    i bet laura is cool and hates her brother and father She's a sellout.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Theo's also a terrible human being.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    The Cardinals, sure, but the Packers are just a good organization.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://media.giphy.com/media/DswIGscWQQcqA/giphy.gif
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty sure Wood is the only person there who doesn't make me hate the world.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    he could be derrick rose and i'll take the 5 win 24 year old Wow, low blow.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    So what? so he's not gonna give the big pinch hit AB in the playoffs to the guy who just found out his wife is banging half the team I want the furious guy who wants to hit things to go out there and something as hard as he can. It's called playing the percentages; it's what good managers do.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    My Tree is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    do a parody of losing my edge about your experience Ahahahahahaah! I'd need Theo to be the one doing the slapping.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    So what?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    #bespekkled will now be used to describe Addison Russell. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/30/300337393cac832c1a6f7ca0d089c54b167b373260fbc7369a4c15dc5711a6f1.jpg
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I was there. It felt like a timeshare seminar. I have no idea why I went.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    In theory. In practice, not so much. We've basically seen it once so far this season.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, but they clearly don't have a reasonable chance IN the playoffs, so that regret dies quickly.
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