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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Depressing answer: the Cubs don't get to the playoffs enough to see their crappy players do amazing things. Even more depressing answer: the Cubs have been mostly crappy players for years.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Performing his hot new hit!
  3. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pharrell-williams-wearing-short-tuxedo-at-cfda-fashion-awards__oPt.jpg http://38.media.tumblr.com/8d247e3bcca18fffebcd31a351c5d300/tumblr_mg4az0cbv81qz8x31o1_400.gif
  4. Sammy Sofa
    BUSTBUSTBUSTBUSTBUSTBUST OK, I'll go now. Bye, hockey dorks.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Someone needs to insert a foghorn blast.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I don't think a croissant is what you think it is.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    That damn King of Siam is going to come flying in on his auto-gyro and ruin EVERYTHING.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Levin likes the 49ers, not the Falcons [expletive], nice recovery from the autism burn.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.gifwave.com/media/653155/tv-reaction-eating-omfg-eat-yum-dinner-cheese-lunch-meal.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Falcons 56 Bears 13
  11. Sammy Sofa
    honestly though i keep wanting to try a bison dog and i can never find the right [expletive] concession stand for them and i'm not about to start walking from stand to stand to find the right one I thought they were only by the bleachers.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    My dad got a couple e-mails saying it was going to be done online because of the renovations.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    The Bears bomb atomically.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    All we Cubs fans get to eat are Ricketts' dad's liberal-hatin' sausages.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21700000/Clue-gif-clue-the-movie-21765965-500-271.gif
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Well, yeah; you're always expecting the worst about everything.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    The Giants' and Cubs' fanbases sound interchangeable. Except theirs have better tastes in hooch.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    How many times did you have to practice that sig in your Lisa Frank keepsake diary until you got it right?
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, but you do. Everyone look, Soul is sad about something, EVERYTHING...AGAIN.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Apparently you & mojo are in full-on [expletive] mode again. Everything has to be some kind of melodramatic, miserbalist cliche with you.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    It was that way even when we beat SF Yes, there's also always something that leads to a team winning.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Do you not see the picture?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahahahaah!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, something will always be a reason a team loses.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    You think the offense is less to blame than the defense? The former completely vanished in the second half.
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