Sammy Sofa
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PLUNGE THE DAGGER. -
A leadoff double came around to score. I BELIEVE.
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Make 'em pay, Baez-style.
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New Guy hits a leadoff double; Bryant up next and can't even move him over. #ThatsSo2019Cub
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This ump is insanely annoying with these borderline strikes.
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Is there a way to trick Baez into thinking every ballpark is Wrigley?
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Wow, I had no idea Can had fallen off so badly offensively. What happened?
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The next thing that flies sharply at Cain better be a karate chop of some kind.
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Suck butt, Davies.
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Enough of this "lines out sharply" horsefeathers. CRUSH THEIR FACES INTO JAMS AND JELLIES.
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The Bote's run aground.
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That was just bad ass luck. 110 off the bat. Yeah, it's fate that the Cubs are gonna win this one.
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Oh no! Should we assume they are tired again?
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I guess everything about the team really does suck on the road. That, or ol' Tom was busy trying to get them space on a mail carrier.
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Maddon realizing he's been exposed as the fraud sham hack that he is:
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Well, some of them.
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It genuinely amazes me that anyone could still have hope for him offensively at this point. If it's someone getting hung up on the technicality that he's still useful defensively, OK, fine...but this guy is pinning his support on his horsefeathering bat! The very same bat that Russell still regularly hurls into the stands because he has no idea how to hold onto it after FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT GAMES in the big leagues.
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Guys, all of this saucy talk about Maddon being gone...I need to work here, OK. Me when his tired ass finally gets flounced:
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I'm not going to bother checking what the hell the Cubs did in the last 2-3 innings last night, so I'm assuming that they are now at 3 games and counting without a dong as an entire horsefeathering team.
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To think that some combination of Happ, Bote, Kemp and (soon) Zobrist at 2B couldn't possibly match or exceed Russell's wholly unremarkable and paltry value to the team is an amazing bit of stubborn delusion.
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Guy calls everyone else triggered; guy also loses his mind over a bad baseball player being disliked for being a bad baseball player and a terrible human being; guy inexplicably thinks bad baseball player is some kind of salvation for a struggling team based on the tiniest of possible sample sizes, and that bad baseball player is being prevented from saving the team by people who don't like bad baseball players who are bad people; guy, of course, makes besties with the only other turd lurking around here who is a fan of bad baseball player. This has been quite a journey.
