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  1. Sammy Sofa
    The long awaited return of Pants Poopin' Bryant confirmed.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Chatwood has come a long way:
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Castellanos might have had one too.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    He looks like he's just embraced being his horsefeathers bag character from The Rules of Attraction.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Nice job, Holland. Maddon has his LOOGY.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    He should have done that and he wouldn't have booted it. Dude, if he has to be lined up like that for him to make what should have been a relatively easy grab, then his everyday defense is now shaping up to be as bad as his baserunning. He just badly botched the play with his glove.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I didn't mind it as much today. Yu did great, but was having to grind it out more and more, and the all-lefty heart of the Brewers' lineup was due up. In theory, that's the ideal time to use Holland...in theory.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    What does that have to do with him completely biffing on a ground ball he was in front of? He wasn't in front of it. He tried to reach down to beside his left foot and clanked it He, at most, had to take a single step to be directly lined up with it.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    What does that have to do with him completely biffing on a ground ball he was in front of?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    This hot dog vendor guy in the Bank of America adds on MLB TV drives me nuts; I can't stand the way he talks.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Dial up that cycle, baby.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Did I give you too much credit? Beyond that I'm a fast, squirrely horsefeathers, dammit, that was a weird post.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    COBS mode fully engaged.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    It's funny, too, because it was so obvious he had to stop himself from running into an out at 3B on Baez's hit.
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    It was a combination of bad ump calls and good pitching. He didn't get a single thing to hit.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, how is he THAT slow.
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    They’re absolutely cheating. Passan almost let it out of the bag on one of the Effectively Wild podcast in the offseason. Believe the comment was “people wouldn’t believe the things you hear they are doing.” Or something along those lines, that they’re doing insane things and it’s systemic in the org but then kinda caught himself and didn’t share anything more. Come on; if somebody said that about the Cubs you'd just think they were praising whatever galaxy-brained nonsense they were supposedly doing. Why would Passan not talk about them cheating?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Makes sense. Kyle's only been slashing .286 .474 .714 1.188 over the last week. Can't have too much of a good thing! But seriously, who gives a horsefeathers if it's a LHP starting? Yeah, Schwarber is only hitting .203 .296 .362 .659 against them this year. But Almora is even worse with an abysmal .202 .237 .281 .517. I'd rather chance Schwarber having a good day against a southpaw, and forcing the Brewers to potential have to make real bullpen decisions, as opposed to Almora, who can't horsefeathering hit ANYBODY.
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    http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhyk8vG2u1qedb29o1_r1_500.gif
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, where was our swell pal Edith for Friday's game?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Still not sure which Cubs team is for real...
  24. Sammy Sofa
    This stellar GIF usage needs more love.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Was he in a coma or something?
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