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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Crap; my Gameday is seemingly stuck in a loop of a commercial for that horrible-looking Wendy's ghost pepper sandwich.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    See, people? Should have taken those bets.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Dude, you're doing a lot of barely passive-aggressive moaning after the first half inning of the game.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed that one.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    That's not what I meant by "whoever," you loon. Nobody wants to just dump him; I want to trade him because I think he'll be ridiculously streaky at best and I think he can be a huge part of a monster trade.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    But Ryan Sweeney at 30...yeah, that would have been juuuuust right.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Tradetradetradetrdade. Dazzle some dopey GM with his minor league magic and then sit back and laugh while smoking a big stinky cigar as Baez perpetually flails at the major league level and whoever we get for him is amazing forever.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    quiet you http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DB2TlfrL--/jroqecxn7rna2rgfstw9.gif
  9. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/galv5Il.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I say we bet as to how hilarious this statement looks about 3 hours from now when you're drinking yourself blind and frothing at the mouth because a Diamondback hits a single passed a diving Rizzo.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9h2rwuldE1qe3ksto2_r2_500.gif
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I have no idea who Na was, but damn him for getting this song stuck in my head: http://i1349.photobucket.com/albums/p745/theseventhhex/Make-Em-Say-Uhh_zpsc38ebb3a.gif Though here's SD looking at this trade now: http://500daysasunder.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-30-at-2-33-28-pm.png?w=765
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Plus Junior Lake sucks.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not actually arguing trading Baez for Zobrist (and definitely not Clippard). I want Baez traded, but I think that's selling too low.
  15. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    kind of embarrassed it didn't occur to me to write that first. Brenly and Len had a cool chemistry, but Bob meatballed the [expletive] out all the damn time. JD's analysis tends to be MUCH better, plus he and Len also get along just fine. Upgrades all around; go shave on your stupid mustache, Brenly.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.mattempson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Staind-Glass.jpg
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I was trying to help you out, you dumb bag of bolts.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Blat.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    If we were getting 2009 Zobrist, I'd agree. Zobrist has been plenty awesome right up through last season; I'm just wary since he's turning 34 in two days and he's coming off of a knee injury. Plus he and his wife are super creepy.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Hopefully you dumb dildos can relax tonight.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/HALp0AA.gif http://www.gifwave.com/media/9702_stephen-colbert-the-colbert-report-america-middle-finger-hot-dog.gif
  22. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Bob Brenly also talked [expletive] about Aramis, and he's been doing the same [expletive] with Castro and was doing it again this series: http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-den/2015/05/analyzing-bob-brenly-the-way-he-analyzes-starlin-castro/
  23. Sammy Sofa
    NO.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    oh ow David left his webcam on.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    ONLY THE COBS.
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