Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Why are they sending Gigantor? -
There's so much he got wrong here I don't even know where to begin.
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He's the baseball version of the guy playing pickup basketball in jeans. His eyes have never been recorded blinking. He supports Kucinich. He is the worst. I love you, Spartacus.
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Do it to it, Wood.
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Len and JD always make fun of people in the terrible, terrible Wrigley crowds.
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No way, not with 0 outs, the lead and runners at the corners. There are a number of positive things you can do with Hendricks there and one of the worst things he can do is hit into a DP, which at least has a positive outcome of a run scored You probably go with Starlin there too who would have done the same thing How many double plays do you think he's hit into this season? David, man, this is what I'm talking about.
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Use a seedbox or a VPN. any songs you recommend or should i just listen all the way through The Kendrick Lamar tracks are easily the best ones, but the whole thing is worth a listen. Good summer album.
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Man, Soler and Bryant kicking it into gear makes this lineup terrifying. If Soler starts donging....
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Use a seedbox or a VPN.
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Why are you guys inflicting their terrible announcing on us like this?
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the cheaper mlbtv without the option, i'm guessing? I'd never pay for MLB TV in a million years. There's so many free streams. Oh [expletive], isn't Sofa a Fed? I didn't say that. I pay for everything. Nobody cares about that stuff in the government.
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Blargh. That inning gave me gas.
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This game is kinda stupid.
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GO SWALLOW A BADGER, UMP.
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Dong it to me, Schwarb.
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Russell is swell.
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Man, Matt Cain really went to [expletive].
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What in God's name are you swinging at, Soler.
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Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Though admittedly, after the first three fouls I was like this:
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IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY YOU COULD LOOK THESE THINGS UP BEFORE YOU SAY THEM.
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Mr. Schwarber, your table is set.
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That's Dongs, man, Dongs !! We don't do dingers. Unless they're hamdingers.
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That strike 1 was a war crime.
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No, I want to know how you got to the conclusion he already passed through waivers.
