Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Coghlan is a nightmare in the field. I can never trust defensive metrics ever again. -
Yeah he's in a slump. Pretty much all the prospects we've brought up had an initial period of success followed by a slump and then later adjustments. We know the dude can rake so it's nothing to be concerned about long term. He's basically being kept afloat by his monstrous ability to slug the holy hell out of the ball right now.
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AN A-HOLE!!! DYING FOR A-ROD!!!
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You done fucked up now, Latos.
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Nicely done.
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At least they're making this chunky case of Hep C work.
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This season might straight up assassinate cubbyvirus.
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IT WAS ONE INNING.
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Great start, fartsacks.
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And so it begins. Get ready to suck failure, dirtbag.
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They're 5 wins above their pythag right now. The Cubs are 6 up on their own.
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Is a starting pitcher being good for 4 seasons running now and steadily improving really the best example of a "lucky break?" It's not like he had this season out of the blue. It just seems like people are often practically tripping over themselves to deem anything that goes well for the Cardinals as inexplicable.
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Probably not.
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Really wish they'd start using computers instead of radar.
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Gross, La Stella.
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What if banning sontensei somehow threw off the balance of things and the Cubs are starting a death spiral that they'll recover from. What if that goofy bastard was some kind of cursed good luck totem. WHAT IF.
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Who is supposed to be starting them right now?
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West coast games are the worst.
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They're the worst strikeout team in all of baseball. Again, they're going to strike out a ton even when they're doing well.
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Rodney's beard offends me.
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Lumping me together with Kyle might be the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me.
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Nooooo, not vintage Wood.
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This guy's never actually denied the accusations of being a Cardinals fan. [expletive] the Cardinals (except this weekend) Coward.
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This guy's never actually denied the accusations of being a Cardinals fan.
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Holy [expletive], their organist is playing the Legend of Zelda theme.
