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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Nobody freaked out, you goon.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Bah.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Redemption time, Baez. David insists you weren't demoted, but well know it's true, because you were catastrophically bad. Now...UNLEASH.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    NOT A DONG.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    NOT A DONG.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Good job, fartbag. NOW GIMME THOSE DONGS.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I also want to time travel to the playoffs to not have to witness Schwarber's adjustment period.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    .393/.577/.711/1.288 since the ASB, good Lord. It moved.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    This team is run by smart people. What did they possibly see in Haren.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Who would they replace him with? I thought maybe they'd put Baez in his spot on the roster C: Schwarb/Montero/Ross IF: Rizzo/Baez/Russell/Bryant/La Stella/Coghlan OF: Soler/Fowler/Jackson/Szczur I guess they'd keep him over Herrera though if they went with 11 pitchers. Either he or Baez is going to be the starting 2B. The odd man out will be La Stella or Herrera.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I'm expecting them to go in and annihilate and if they lose, hey, at least it's a team set up to come back. Famous last words, sure, but it feels like forever since there's been a Chicago sports crowd just losing their [expletive] mind over a playoff game. Have some fun, you miserable lumps.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    The fans are going to be in panic mode before the game even begins. Chicago crowds are terrified, cowardly scum.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/CHZfvp3.gif http://invisiblebread.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/brucewillisdoubletake.gif http://i.giphy.com/XSvEiht5eLeSI.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not giving up on the Pirates, either; just the idea that the playoffs are going to start for the Cubs with anything besides a WC game. So, yes, catching them would be moderately exciting, but mostly I'm just [expletive] ready to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, between Coghlan and Jackson (and hell, maybe Baez) he's pretty redundant. No need to push him to perform coming off of that injury.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Why weren't you excited in the first place Did you not read the first page of this thread? We were discussing how we wished we could just fast forward to the playoffs, since we are now resigned to being the second wild card. Nothing is more exciting for ARCubsFan than lustfully leering at the Cardinals' division lead multiple times a day.
  17. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Castro has actually been getting regular playing time because of injuries. He's started 7 out of 8 games since Soler went down. I agree with you that the initial theory didn't seem to make sense, and I'm glad it was cleared up quickly. Huh; I thought he was basically playing every other game. Felt like I was seeing LaStella more than I probably actually was; he haunts me that way. Thanks for the correction.
  18. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Hopefully he's still just drunk.
  19. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Dramatic recreation of the meatballs as soon as the speculation began: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--zW53iqOQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/q1llgiysbtn7mfbqes5v.gif
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Coghlan is the worst kind of productive player. He's sneakily good enough that he forces the manager's hand to deny us a truly awe-inspiring lineup.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Haren and Coghlan batting 3rd isn't very pretty.
  22. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    My guess/hope is that it's not someone on the Cubs since that's pretty shitty and I'd like to think he's smarter than that (and that Maddon and co. would have laid down the law on social media stupidity), plus there's seemingly nobody on the roster who deserves it. Plus it's not like he's been getting any kind of regular playing time; why would he be expecting to automatically get the start, especially after having a turd of a game? All we've heard is how cool he's been with being benched and working with people to try and improve.
  23. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    what are you not understanding now? Hey, I get it; there's a thousand turgid little micro-doom boners quivering towards the sky right now.
  24. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Man, you guys are weird.
  25. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Whut.
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