Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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I completely forgot he ever existed until this series. mojo's least surprising post ever Anyone who had any inkling of Andres Blanco's career after his completely unremarkable stint with the Cubs should be on some kind of watch list somewhere. The guy DESERVES to be forgotten. -
I completely forgot he ever existed until this series.
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Every time a Cub not named La Stella steps to the plate they have a RISP. And every time they fail to drive that run in it is just the worst thing ever. Like, seriously, how do you not get those runs in! Especially when it's the bullpen pitching! THE BULLPEN! I got scared even just saying the word.
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Every time a Cub not named La Stella steps to the plate they have a RISP.
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the Phillies version of ARCubsFan didn't bother watching this game and just roots openly for the Mets. Nice.
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La Stella is lurking.
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They didn't have a RISP with Rizzo and Bryant coming up Man, it's heartbreaking that they'll not have another chance to score in this game. YOU STINK.
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He's probably going 4 innings tops So? You're talking like the bullpen, which has been good, is basically a lock to give up the game. I know you really suck, but stop trying to extrapolate your suckiness onto others.
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The Phillies version of ARCubsFan just said, "have to get runs there with Eickhoff pitching."
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OK, buddy.
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With my last breath I curse LA STELLA.
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I NEED A HOT DONG.
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Dong me, dammit.
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Let me see that DONG.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
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I'll be he pronounces it with a really ostentatious fake accent, too.
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It's weird why people would form opinions around a good 90% of his posts being some kind of halfassed defense of Hendry or trying to temper enthusiasm about the current state of things.
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Sleepy Barkley is so goddamned adorable.
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you'll be waiting a while. these are a bunch of polished professionals that just happen to be swaggy af Eh, they're not even that; Schwarber is the only with a decent bat flip. I want Baez to succeed just because he'd actually be the "don't give a fullback"-type they need more of. Right now they're kind of a collection of goofy young men having good, clean fun. Dorks, if you will. there's nothing dorky about this team. on the actual field most don't do anything out of the ordinary, in regards to extracurricular things like bat flips(i wish more did). but you don't have to look too hard to see that this team has a hell of a lot of fun and confidence. they know #wearegood and it's more in the nuances than actual actions on the field. http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/barkley-sleep.gif
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you'll be waiting a while. these are a bunch of polished professionals that just happen to be swaggy af Eh, they're not even that; Schwarber is the only with a decent bat flip. I want Baez to succeed just because he'd actually be the "don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"-type they need more of. Right now they're kind of a collection of goofy young men having good, clean fun. Dorks, if you will.
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I'm still waiting for a true lovable weirdo/psycho to emerge before I can pick my favorite.
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All dongs, all the time.
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http://i.imgur.com/VFi7mu2.gif [glow=red][shadow=blue]FREE CASTRO.[/shadow][/glow]
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That moonshine doesn't make itself yeti's love of guns and racism and drinking ultimately boiled over into a pretty epic meltdown. He was either banned or demanded to be banned and was never seen again. I guess David was in the shop when that went down.
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Nobody wants to be known as Jared these days.
