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  1. Sammy Sofa
    David refueling: http://i.giphy.com/twPGJ3qO2goy4.gif
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    http://i.giphy.com/xRUL08Vppy9SE.gif
  3. Sammy Sofa
    If a waffle isn't delicious without butter and syrup, you're doing it wrong. This guy gets it. The pizza cliche is still based around it being good pizza, not dousing it supplemental horsefeathers.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    They only respect men's men like Pete Carroll and Jon Gruden. Hulking, intimidating he-men like Sean Payton and Mike McCarthy. Indomitable alpha bros like Marvin Louis and Chuck Pagano and Bruce Arians. I get nervous just talking about them.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Sometimes not even men; ONLY MIGHTY ANIMALS: http://media.philly.com/images/010113-andy_reid-600.jpg
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Anything the kills the scum business of Wrigleyville is OK by me. Sure, it'll still be a nightmare during the season, but if it makes it less of a cluster horsefeathers in the off months, great.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Damn right. It's the best way to implement the DH and deep down you know it.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Soak up that yolk with your toast and bacon Heck yes. Ultimate breakfast for me is some kind of monstro skillet with an over easy or over medium egg on top.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I like a minimum of syrup and butter. Meh.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    french toast is like pizza. i have yet to meet a slice of french toast that wasn't delicious when slathered with enough butter and syrup. Always settling, David. Always settling.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    When I've had the full package, I can usually count the non-Cubs games I watched on one hand. I'll take the tank(ish) of gas.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Woof. I thought the bordered version was MUCH better. That hurts to look at.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Neither are hard to make. Both, however, are incredibly easy to horsefeathers up. You're going to get a bunch of french toast weirdos screaming that that isn't so, but they're savages who would eat a plate of dirt if you put enough ketchup on it.
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    I like it much better than the previous version. At least there's something that looks remotely Cub-like.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, all of the like numbers were fragged? Ah well; the world will ever know that I was both the most loved poster and the most generous lover here.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Last year I signed up for the Father's Day deal for the rest of the season, so I'm banking on them doing something similar this year.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Almost every time I've seen Rose have a good game this year it seems like that's the case. I haven't watched much Bulls basketball this year, but my guess is hes dominating the ball and the offense is stagnant? Not as much as you'd think; they just looked bad last night out of Rose. Plenty of other guys on the team were getting shots and just missing.
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    http://karamaxjoe.webs.com/Garr,%20Orioles.bmp
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Oh no, I am ruined. Whatever will I do.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    So the Astros were just smarter when it came to punting. DAMN YOU, RICKETTS.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Montero will be 33 this year and Schwarber is an emergency catcher. And Willson Contreras? And Lucroy will be 30 this year. Not saying I'd be opposed to acquiring him at the right price (which it probably wouldn't be), but catching isn't really a concern in the short or long term. Nowhere did I say I wanted Lucroy; the guy was incredulous over the idea that anyone would be talking about the general idea of the Cubs picking up a new catcher and I provided a couple of reasons why they might do such a thing.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Montero will be 33 this year and Schwarber is an emergency catcher.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Probably a Trump fan, too. I like the idea that NFL coaches can "physically impose their will" on their players. Yeah, I'm sure Belichick only truly asserted himself over his team when he dropped Bledsoe over his horsefeathering knee and snapped his back in two.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Thanks; gotta go shut that horsefeathers down.
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