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  1. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], I think Planet of the Apes is a genuinely good movie.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, those dudes look like they're in pretty good shape.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rp7dKH391qhz348.gif
  4. Sammy Sofa
    There's just no fooling this guy.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Probably not, but, holy horsefeathers, his high school baseball team is in some serious trouble: http://deadspin.com/report-high-school-baseball-coaches-racially-abused-pl-1756133416
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Well, maybe, because the Cowboys exist. Nobody else is likely touching them, and especially not Manziel. What would even be the point? He's been garbage in the pros and has been nothing but a headache. And Rice is never coming back.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Disagree 100 percent. A hitter who slashes 280/350/450 absolutely has more business hitter at the top of the order than one who hits 280/300/500. The top of the order hitters are table setters, and so you want those players to get on base at a high rate for your middle of the order hitters to drive in. The idea that it doesn't matter whether a highly disciplined hitter hits second or sixth is ridiculous. So hit that guy 9th instead. Outside of the very first AB of the game, the idea of the top of the order kind of goes out the window, especially with Maddon.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=888&dat=19770810&id=VwMMAAAAIBAJ&sjid=IFoDAAAAIBAJ&pg=1864,579730&hl=en https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1891&dat=19770810&id=zt4pAAAAIBAJ&sjid=KtYEAAAAIBAJ&pg=1347,1446303&hl=en Long story short: kid is dying of bone cancer, but his parents have decided to not tell him that he is dying. Bobby Murcer is the sick kid's favorite player and he hits 2 HR's after talking to the kid on the phone earlier and saying he'd try to hit a HR for him. When Murcer hits the first one, someone working for the Cubs passes a note to Jackson in the booth about the story, but neglects to specify that the kid doesn't know that he's dying. Jackson mentions it, and specifically mentions that Murcer hit his home runs for "Scott Crull, a boy dying of cancer." I had never heard this before. Holy horsefeathers. Sadly, the kid did pass away a couple of weeks later: https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1454&dat=19770823&id=FRtOAAAAIBAJ&sjid=MhMEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5959,3911544&hl=en
  9. Sammy Sofa
    And then there's that StylesClash dude, but he's a Cardinals fan, so whatever.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    There was one dude saying he thought it would be a good idea before pretty much everyone else said they were against it, or didn't want to do it if it meant Soler was gone.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Who here has been talking about him like that?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    WOW! RED AND BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Love the little bat guy.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone in the comment section praising it sounds like a huge pile of sycophantic buttholes. "Your stupid idea is so well-written I can't help but admire it!"
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Chewie has a literally filthy curveball: http://cdnstatic.visualizeus.com/thumbs/34/32/baseball,starwars-34323c07cc1f7c4d260efc642018d3a2_h.jpg
  16. Sammy Sofa
    In the 90's, sure. But 2000 is in the past, bro. WHOOSH.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I won't feel that bad if Soler only goes on to hit 80 HR for another team. I'd feel pretty great, actually.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I say add "2000." That's actually scientifically proven to be more future-y than 3000.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Nice.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    David is powered by old AOL CD's. HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    God dammit, Tim.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    WAS IT SOUNDWAVE?!?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/ykzXbY24BFqY8.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Move to strike gooney's obviously deranged vote from the record.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    See? Even the french toast guy gets it. I'm appalled that someone would think doughnuts are almost the same as waffles.
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