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  1. Sammy Sofa
    My jaw literally dropped when he did it again. What a weird game.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Good Lord, when the horsefeathers did McDermott learn how to unleash NBA Jam thunderdunks?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    The syrup is cooked into it, you dumb bag of bolts. How do you not get this.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    In 2012 he was a 2.9 win player in 129 games. That's kind of an unfair characterization of that season, but whatever. 2013 is really the only year he was a bit underwhelming, at 2.4 in 135 games. 3.3 in 2014 and 6.7 last year. There's a lot more very good than there is MEH. And I do not like him. Of course you wouldn't; he's clearly a man of taste: http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/new-york-mets-mlb-spring-training-yoenis-cespdes-lamborghini-waffle-maker-022416 Cespedes sends out an Mets staffer in his Lambo to buy a proper waffle iron. Man, is he awesome.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Cespedes is TT's Lex Luthor.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Feels like the right time to say I expect him to regress badly and just be a rich man's Souza. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111127013/4145280-yosemite+sam+%26+bugs+bunny+-+hare+trimmed+(pistols+at+ten+paces)+(low).flv.gif
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Cuban players are basically the greatest.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    A cinnamon roll waffle? My God. What times we live in.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Well, yeah, because Soto is a disgusting troll compared to him, and Soler does not touch someone so gruesome unless it is to heal them of being a leper.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Take some pride in your work, dammit.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Soler: still the most handsome.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Overall his numbers aren't that much different than how he looked last month; he's much better than how putrid he was through December, but he's still essentially a slightly above average dude.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I'm sure as soon as Butler is back it won't last.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    How many more ways can history be made with this trade?!?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I thought Lily was in Arkham Asylum for not paying taxes on boats or something.
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  17. Sammy Sofa
    Good Lord, I didn't even know Gateway Redbirds existed when bad things didn't happen to the Cardinals.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    It's finally time for me to do this.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    In other words, you're hoping he can get back to batters...EATING CROW?!?! ... Yeah, that doesn't work.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I want him to make it just so when he sucks we can all go: https://youtu.be/OPK_651K3zI
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Cool name.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, I'm grateful he's leaving, too.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, what a melon. And he's just sucking in his glorious, jiggly gut.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    They seem to be perfectly content being in NBA hell for the foreseeable future. That's the only explanation I can come up with. Nick Friedell Verified account ‏@NickFriedell Front office believes strongly that part of reason why players will want to play in CHI is because Bulls have made playoffs 7 yrs in a row. http://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/1434617/original/?width=400&version=1434617
  25. Sammy Sofa
    This was not a good humblebrag.
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