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  1. Sammy Sofa
    MURTON! Or Neil Rameriez, or Rex Brothers, or Alcantara...or maybe even Szczer. Szczur and Alcantara at their best have been less than Victorino at his worst; this is a strange hot take Yeah, Victorino makes sense as the 5th OF. No idea why some people are supposed to that. Why the hell do people want fat-legged Murton in a role mostly used for defense anyway?
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    http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-22-2015/dbm8Fn.gif
  3. Sammy Sofa
    That he even implies that one of the reasons would be Shane Victorino is a special kind of stupid.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Then they would have been the team that lost the Finals instead and you'd just be even more bummed out. THE SADNESS COULD BE WORSE.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    That toothy grin makes his face look extra tiny.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Every site basically looks made out of stock graphics or clip art. That's at least better clip art than what's up there now.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Apparently Tim agrees with you.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Nobody is saying never give the guy a day off. Sheesh. And hey, Rizzo was a guy who stunk against lefties for, like, 350 PA before he became awesome against them.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    FFS. And I think I've blocked out the memory of him ever having hair.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Given that we're talking about Addison with only 120 PA's vs. LH and Baez only has 74, they can probably give Russell a comfortable amount of time to see if he can adjust. It's not like there's a proven LH masher demanding to take playing time from Russell.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Cespedes also bought a prize hog! [tweet] [/tweet]
  12. Sammy Sofa
    STARLIN: BLINK TWICE IF THEY'RE BEATING YOU.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I miss Starlin's terrible photos. He didn't carry the goofy-face tradition over to the Yankees: http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.11519695.1456696020!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Lotta shrugging in that thread.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Could I be confusing him with Matt Holliday and his bum appendix? Am I secretly a Cardinals fan?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Great band.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I mean if you can confuse things as far apart in time as Pagan's gut and Bryant's hangovers, there is Niko's recent appendectomy. That wasn't confusion so much as I love making fun of Bryant for his hangover poops.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Weirdly, I could have sworn he missed time due to the same thing years ago. Was there even a Cub felled by a bum appendix or am I just completely making that up? Maybe I'm thinking of Angel Pagan's churning gut. Or Bryant's booze-based tummy troubles.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Maddon should start taking notes.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I started laughing my ass off when I found this line after reading that article. http://i.giphy.com/3MBLiilmw5jP2.gif
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    http://i.giphy.com/Xe9b1Kd8CRnQk.gif
  22. Sammy Sofa
    For those that didn't see: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/stephen-curry-hits-game-winning-record-breaking-jumper-1761764910 Kanter's reaction from the OKC bench is the best; he's putting his hands up in disbelief and exasperation just when Curry takes the shot and it hasn't even gone in yet. He knows.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Though do we really want to sully such a great logo with "the best place to talk Cubs baseball on the internet?" Maybe we need a thread to submit and vote for a new whatever the hell that is...
  24. Sammy Sofa
    If only every game against the Cardinals could be preceded by a tearful Joe Girardi. http://i.giphy.com/fyEJAvz1bJpde.gif
  25. Sammy Sofa
    http://cdn.meme.am/instances/33718075.jpg I'll vote for the fat guy even though he stinks. Or maybe BECAUSE he stinks, I dunno.
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