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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sure would be nice if tonight's Bulls could stick around without someone being felled by some kind of health catastrophe.
  2. Spoiler Alert: Blues Clues is a cold-blooded killer Few shows have a slate of guest actors as impressive and and as straight up weird as this one.
  3. Whoa. I didn't know the Epstein Brothers were related to him. That's cool. I knew his dad was a writer, too; Theo is like the nerdy, analytical black sheep of the family.
  4. Nope.
  5. Does this count as a general Theo discussion thread? This has nothing really to do with anything, but I've been re-watching one of my favorite shows, Homicide, and found out one of the main writers, Anya Epstein, is Theo's sister. What a cool family.
  6. Everything he submits just looks like the Matrix.
  7. The only thing Murton is going to hit is the can. It's a puff piece signing. I mean, if you want a bat off the bench then save Baez instead of putting him in as a defensive replacement in the OF when Victorino can do that. Let us never speak of Al Contra ever again.
  8. I'LL TELL YOU WHY: http://33.media.tumblr.com/d427704e96e05c0fcbc6119c579ed77a/tumblr_n9vj3b4RbO1smcbm7o1_400.gif
  9. MURTON! Or Neil Rameriez, or Rex Brothers, or Alcantara...or maybe even Szczer. Szczur and Alcantara at their best have been less than Victorino at his worst; this is a strange hot take Yeah, Victorino makes sense as the 5th OF. No idea why some people are supposed to that. Why the hell do people want fat-legged Murton in a role mostly used for defense anyway?
  10. That he even implies that one of the reasons would be Shane Victorino is a special kind of stupid.
  11. Then they would have been the team that lost the Finals instead and you'd just be even more bummed out. THE SADNESS COULD BE WORSE.
  12. That toothy grin makes his face look extra tiny.
  13. Every site basically looks made out of stock graphics or clip art. That's at least better clip art than what's up there now.
  14. Apparently Tim agrees with you.
  15. Nobody is saying never give the guy a day off. Sheesh. And hey, Rizzo was a guy who stunk against lefties for, like, 350 PA before he became awesome against them.
  16. FFS. And I think I've blocked out the memory of him ever having hair.
  17. Given that we're talking about Addison with only 120 PA's vs. LH and Baez only has 74, they can probably give Russell a comfortable amount of time to see if he can adjust. It's not like there's a proven LH masher demanding to take playing time from Russell.
  18. Cespedes also bought a prize hog! [tweet] [/tweet]
  19. STARLIN: BLINK TWICE IF THEY'RE BEATING YOU.
  20. I miss Starlin's terrible photos. He didn't carry the goofy-face tradition over to the Yankees: http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.11519695.1456696020!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
  21. Lotta shrugging in that thread.
  22. Could I be confusing him with Matt Holliday and his bum appendix? Am I secretly a Cardinals fan?
  23. I mean if you can confuse things as far apart in time as Pagan's gut and Bryant's hangovers, there is Niko's recent appendectomy. That wasn't confusion so much as I love making fun of Bryant for his hangover poops.
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