Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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I meant the emaciated one Huh, I definitely thought you meant the shower one too. Great minds...
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That's odd; at this point, the desire to shower with him should be strongest.
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Ho-HO!
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http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Los+Angeles+Dodgers+v+Arizona+Diamondbacks+B7Z8uBNIosfl.jpg
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La Stella looks like a giant seal trying to disguise itself as a human boy.
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You're just jealous of my seemingly inhuman abilities.
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NOTHING WORKS TONIGHT.
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Maybe he was bit by a radioactive gila monster and now he will be smashing dongs as the cursed were-gila. You just don't know.
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Chicken. "Beff" is what they give you at Taco Bell. http://49.media.tumblr.com/c7e1366cf78137c3ae24e16b902d88d2/tumblr_mzkbjleD8m1rd4ywko4_250.gif
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JUST LIKE SECOND HALF CASTRO, YOU MONSTER.
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The game of madness.
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Chicken.
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I read this out loud like an old timey hobo with a busted-lid tophat was saying it.
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Well, the Arizona feed works fine; guess Cubs fans were swamping the other one. Things I've learned; everyone at the ballpark gets 3 free beff tacos from Taco Bell when the Diamondbacks score 5 runs in a game.
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Annnnnnnnnnnd MLB.tv crashes for the 18th time on me tonight.
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Well, maybe Baez won't suck when he comes back.
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MLB.tv is especially horsefeathering terrible tonight.
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In his defense, he's so clueless he probably has no idea what Affliction is and just bought it because he's a weirdo uber Christian and it has a cross on it. Ugh. The try so hard to be edgy Christians. http://i.imgur.com/QZ4ec56.png
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http://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/uF9MjJo3QIaijySXC4iL_Confused%20Christian%20Bale.gif
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ALCOHOL DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!! http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/es.futurama/images/3/3f/Morboo.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130831213334
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Oh, I hope they hire Theriot.
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Castro's pic at BR is still him in a Cubs uniform. MOCKING US.
