Sammy Sofa
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I'd like to think that guy's hat actually says "Horrible Bob." Don't give in to Derwood. Shun him forever. -
Exactly. It's like they're trying to ruin something as naturally awesome as chili.
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pointlessly convoluted reallignment
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in General Baseball Talk
but you'd have to play every game in olde timey garb like the conan skit Link because I love this skit [bbvideo=560,315] [/bbvideo] Easily my favorite Conan bit. -
Oh man, I didn't even think about the poor dumb bastards who watched the Blackhawks game instead of this.
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Sometimes you just need ALL of the carbs. But mostly it came down to a mostly empty kitchen (and I had rotini instead of spaghetti, and I used string cheese....it was a real scene, man) and this kind of desperation: http://i.imgur.com/cPwt923.jpg
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See, THAT actually looks deceptively delicious. GOOD chili and cheese and noodles? Great, I've made that myself and it's horsefeathering awesome. The real devil is in the unholy ingredients they make THEIR chili with, and the bastard "cheese" they often use.
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DENIED. Send him to the back of the line.
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Yeah, as amazing as he is, I still don't want them giving him the deal he's going to net unless, like you said, the Ricketts just say "[expletive] it" and decide the money vault is finally completely open. Yep. Especially if they win the World Series this year or next. No need to sign a 32 year old pitcher to a 8 year, $250 million contract. Give Bryce Harper that money instead. A triumphant Cubs swooping in and signing Harper when every meatball under the sun just assumes he's going to the Yankees would just be the most gloriously soul/dream-crushing thing ever for everyone else. Basically this needs to be the Cubs' business plan going forward:
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CLEARLY THESE ARE EXCEPTIONAL TIMES, YOU GOON.
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As painful as it will be, you have to let him go, assuming it's going to take a mega deal. It's too bad he's not a couple of years younger. That is unless the Rickettses decide to go full Dodgers with the payroll. Yeah, as amazing as he is, I still don't want them giving him the deal he's going to net unless, like you said, the Ricketts just say "horsefeathers it" and decide the money vault is finally completely open.
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FTfY
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http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bob-Office-Space-Licking-Upper-Lip.gif
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This might be my favorite damn Cubs game ever.
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Ross is having himself a night.
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His slugging in April for his career is only .387; relax.
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http://www.pensofanarchy.com/uploads/2/2/5/0/22507186/1861232_orig.gif
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Damn, Soler is clobbering it.
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Mini Heyride!
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I'm straight up chortling.
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Hahahahah! This bum has nothing. Heyward's gotta join the party tonight.
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I like that the dong coming out party is against this annoying hump.
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Ballgame.
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He's good, but not THAT good.
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Oh man, it moved. Twice. On the road AND in the evening? Glorious.
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Oh, Heyward. I know you traditionally start off slow, but it doesn't make watching it any less terrible.
