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  1. Sammy Sofa
    .263 .391 .526 .918 over the last week. .278 .395 .528 .923 over the last 2 weeks. .400 BABip during both weeks over 43 PA. That's some beautiful consistency.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Is it about his abs? Because we should really be talking about his abs.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, the Cubs (for the most part) just had some crappy games. The Cardinals, despite their struggles, are a decent offensive team and managed to take the series. It doesn't require some kind of silly storyline to explain.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Well, this is clearly completely wrong.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Fowler, too: Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Where are the horsefeathering short shorts?!? I'll allow it just because of Baez. Rowr.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    We're all going to be coming out of tomorrow's game with stiffness, so it's cool.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    What's up with these jerk butts and their crappy game threads? Quit poisoning the best Cubs team ever. It's Lester and his beady eyes and ruddy cheeks and sunny disposition vs. Wei-Yin Chin, who has given up, like, a million dongs in his last 3 starts. Basically the Marlins are just chucking chum to a megalodon and it won't end well for the Marlins. LET'S SAVOR THE TASTE OF VICTORY: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4sTwWf6xhsk/U3kBRr4EW5I/AAAAAAAAHOs/E_7gYpUvvSY/s1600/cubs-fan-picking-nose.gif
  9. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/ewuy9SuuvuUXm.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    so that the silent majority speaks more loudly than the squeaky wheel that = the bar owners? not that i'm endorsing this as some great plan, but i'd imagine that's what he meant I just don't know what else the can do, I mean if they can't use it the way they want it's basically going to waste anyway, why allow it to benefit the government that is crippling them? Whut.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    If I don't get to at LEAST see some hanging brain I'm going to be pissed.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    And yet he wanted to see another one. What is your point?
  13. Sammy Sofa
    https://youtu.be/pkRKzj-FPXo
  14. Sammy Sofa
    At least the sporting gods saw fit to smite that lunatic soccer fan from last night.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs aren't exactly at a position of strength in terms of being able to deal starting pitchers.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Some actually cool Copa horsefeathers: https://youtu.be/4FyOXXbWzLM
  17. Sammy Sofa
    So you'll be enjoying the rain out following back to back losses to the Cardinals? God bless you. This is a very odd post.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Gotta let the Holy Spirit in.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Get out of here you Cards fan! Sounds like the kind of overly defensive thing a secret Cardinals fan would say.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/xThuWmxlAoLPdyMnXq.gif
  21. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], the original thick onion gravy post still might be my favorite thing on NSBB ever: http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=52926&p=2090310&hilit=onion+gravy#p2090310
  22. Sammy Sofa
    What most have forgotten, is his second choice was Corned Beef. Drowned in thick onion gravy.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    All I was implying is that when I think of the word "meatball", I think of it in a much broader sense where you don't have to be quite as big of an idiot as you described. Sounds like you're on an Aristocrat bender.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Okay. Your definition of "meatball" is really strange and overly specific. How have you possibly never heard of this.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    The hell he didn't. sulley is ground zero for a term that has taken off, and he will be forever robbed of the credit.
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