Sammy Sofa
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3.80 fip and he's a jackass. i look at him and see nothing worth liking. on pace for 3+ fWAR on a $16M salary. plenty to love about that. Get out of here with that nerd horsefeathers, nerd. -
LACKEY MORE LIKE BLACKEY BECAUSE HE'S THE KIND OF RACIST horsefeathers WHO RUNS AROUND CALLING PEOPLE THAT
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[expletive], that is one fat cat: https://www.instagram.com/duffcat35/ Though it's not Duffy's fault; the cat was a whopping 35 horsefeathering pounds when he adopted it from a shelter, and he has it down to 27 so far.
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This seems like quite the fandango.
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While Zobrist is hitting again, it feels like his creepy presence in the cleanup spot has somehow sapped the team of its dong-power.
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Some say La Stella is a coward for going AWOL, but...
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Lackey's teeth are like sharks' teeth in that he is constantly shedding them and growing new ones.
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2016 HR Derby :: Discussion + Transaction Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Yeah, same here. Drop Puig Add freakboy Murphy -
4 dongs and a quadruple play because he's [expletive] javy Why not all of these things? I mean, it IS Baez.
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FINALLY, IT'S LEE ELIA'S PLAYGROUND'S TIME TO SHINE.
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Uhhhhhh...OK.
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Russell is bomb.
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Clearly, Theo is the Rambo to Cashman's Mujahideen.
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Sorry, no non-threatening rap star turned sitcom star turned Hollywood It Boy. Just a former NBA big man. Are you Rex Reed's stupid kid or something?
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Cubs add Chapman for Torres, et al. imb wishes we paid more
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
wan't it cocaine related? If not, at least i've convinced all my Cardinal Fan friends it was, so thats fun. Noooooooooooope. Just a bum ticker. -
Cubs add Chapman for Torres, et al. imb wishes we paid more
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Look, all we know is that he's in Cardinal Hell. -
Of course last night happens when I'm working early and need to be up at 4:30. I fell asleep surly in the top of the 7th, YOU BASTARDS.
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You can't figure out why they were hoping to get the staff some extra rest? And also figure out if they had no back-up option, or if they had this guy in Iowa that maybe sorta could fill in if need be. Just baffling concepts for Rondon Fan, apparently. Alright, NOW I'm out.
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You can't figure out why they were hoping to get the staff some extra rest?
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That was way back when everyone was drunk on Super Cubs.
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Yiiiiiiiiikes. Turned the game on literally the moment Cano rocked a dong. Don't think I'll be sticking around for this one.
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Deadspin needs to bring back the Disgusting Baseball Chin series just for this.
