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  1. Sammy Sofa
    The funniest thing to me is that Jordan's bum-ass around the house outfits are BY FAR the least offensive fashion choices the dude has made in a good 30 years. [tweet] [/tweet]
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I'm a tad surprised at anyone expecting this not to be hinged on Jordan...like, how else would you have gotten him to participate? And also that anyone thought 10 horsefeathering hours were going to dedicated to a single season. Nobody should have thought this was some kind of high bar for history or journalism going in, so calm the horsefeathers down and quit being such a nerd, Ken Burns.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Is that the one where the 3rd championship montage capping with Paxson hitting the 3 was soundtracked by super cheesy "and then a hero blah-blah-blah" song? If so, then horsefeathers yes. the mariah carey song? Oh, they were WAY too horsefeathering cheap to shell out for the top shelf horsefeathers like that. This was some Peter Cetera-sounding dork.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Is that the one where the 3rd championship montage capping with Paxson hitting the 3 was soundtracked by super cheesy "and then a hero blah-blah-blah" song? If so, then horsefeathers yes.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I guess I can thank the Ricketts for prepping me to be constantly forgetting that baseball should be a thing right now.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I'm just happy I got to bust out a sweet Chess reference.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I heard episode 6 is just 60 minutes of a photo of Len Bias with this playing on loop:
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    Dad?
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  11. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like they should rename Soldier Field using this quote. It's Bear fandom in a nutshell.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    If it took you more than 31 guesses, well then you’re dumber than I thought.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Eh it's kind of hard to judge off a headline. Those legit both sound like headlines old deadspin would have made.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Being signed by the Bears.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The athletes chipping in is cool and good, but the onus is really on the horsefeathering owners to do the right thing.
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  17. Sammy Sofa
    2021 Theo: "Well, we didn't get a chance to see what the 2020 team could do, which was still really just the 2019 team, and the Ricketts lost some couch change thanks to the market upheaval, so that's why we've spent -$96,000,000 for 2021!"
  18. Sammy Sofa
    We're old and slow now!
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like Jack McCoy should be screaming some kind of objection over including any mention of how 25-year old Kimbrel did.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Unpaid internships are a horsefeathering sham at this point.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Except for the FO.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    That's disgusting, but awesome.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Though jersey's Dinelson's Lament-themed thread title would have been great.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-02-27/cubs-channel-that-fans-can-t-see-symbolizes-sports-network-woes? Once again:
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Live TV is for suckers. JOIN ME IN THE FOREVER PAST.
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