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    It's 110% definitely wrong and bad.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    The butt team is playing your song.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Dude is maybe the most crystal clear example of The Sulley Philosophy of Life played out in full. It's a lock he's a true two outcome player in terms of his baseball future: he is either going to sign with the Cubs and be a perennial "what could have been" as he has season after season interrupted and hobbled by injuries, and likely with another single god-tier season right in the middle just to further twist the knife....or he signs somewhere else and magically heals (AKA gets away from the Cubs' leech barbers) and mashes for years and years. It's impossibly anything else will happen. He is a human monkey's paw.
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    Bryant if Theo offered him that deal:
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    Bryant and the Cubs health & fitness staff: a short play.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Schwarber Fan is next, but if he is a no-show, then it's cl smooth.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    He hasn’t even used his Twitter since mid may of ‘19. Nothing bad happened, right? He was gone for a while before he popped into the Is Duke Silver Dead? thread in February of last year. viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2620&hilit=duke+silver&start=30 I was legitimately relieved and happy when he popped into that thread. Total starlin gif reaction from me at my breakfast table. I could be wrong, but I feel like I remember him saying something about the Ricketts being owners/Addison Russell being on the team as dampening his enjoyment of the cubs before he basically stopped posting. Yeah, Duke said the Cubs being run by and employing turd humans completely turned him off to following them, and killed the fun of talking about them. Good for him.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Brian's gotta keep it going since he picked up the slack with the second game today. Schwarber Fan is on deck, but I think he might be dead.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    FTfY
  11. Sammy Sofa
    This is sneakily one of the funniest NSBB threads ever.
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    You're up, dingus.
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    [tweet] [/tweet]
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I'd say the Cardinals should use their taxi squad, but imagine all of the pedestrians killed along the way.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Girardi should have never been a manager for that dumb horsefeathers alone.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Literally everything in this clip makes me laugh every single time:
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, Andy...
  20. Sammy Sofa
    More like orc costs, right?!?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I think they could easily afford whatever they were.
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    [tweet] [/tweet]
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    it's definitely not a crock of horsefeathers and how did they do that? the 2018 team (95 wins) was one game off their pythag (94 wins) btw so i'm not sure how that's even an example of anything It was a tongue in cheek callback to the delightful Vaunted RD-type grousing as they either biffed it completely in the home stretch, or were overtaken by sham frauds.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Especially since the Cubs of the previous two seasons did their damndest to show that RD is a crock of horsefeathers.
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