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    To Hell?
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    Chafin like a (baby) bear.
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    Strap in for several years of TONS of people shooting up the season ticket wait list, folks.
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    Cubswin11 is up, but he missed his spot last time, so soccer10k standby.
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    Any org that will use multiple variations of "we've gotta cut costs; times are tough" on the one hand, and then uses the other hand at the same time to continue to jack up ticket prices time and time again can go eat all of my shorts. They're never getting another cent from me.
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    Rooting against the Cubs is good, but rooting for the Cardinals in any way is still the worst thing.
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    The road of farts continues. The Cubs play the Reds, who Cubswin11 talks about like they're some kind of lurking threat, which is weird. The only lurking threat is the Cubs' suckiness, which isn't actually lurking at all, and is more basking in the nude, legs akimbo, scaring away anyone who dares to look at it. Here's an appropriate gif from a funny TV show: And here's hoping Theo and the Ricketteseseseseseseesesesessssssssssssssssss get some serious permanent Skyline diarrhea.
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    Yeah, you were a real Screech over that.
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    It's 110% definitely wrong and bad.
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    The butt team is playing your song.
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    Dude is maybe the most crystal clear example of The Sulley Philosophy of Life played out in full. It's a lock he's a true two outcome player in terms of his baseball future: he is either going to sign with the Cubs and be a perennial "what could have been" as he has season after season interrupted and hobbled by injuries, and likely with another single god-tier season right in the middle just to further twist the knife....or he signs somewhere else and magically heals (AKA gets away from the Cubs' leech barbers) and mashes for years and years. It's impossibly anything else will happen. He is a human monkey's paw.
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    Bryant if Theo offered him that deal:
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    Bryant and the Cubs health & fitness staff: a short play.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Schwarber Fan is next, but if he is a no-show, then it's cl smooth.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    He hasn’t even used his Twitter since mid may of ‘19. Nothing bad happened, right? He was gone for a while before he popped into the Is Duke Silver Dead? thread in February of last year. viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2620&hilit=duke+silver&start=30 I was legitimately relieved and happy when he popped into that thread. Total starlin gif reaction from me at my breakfast table. I could be wrong, but I feel like I remember him saying something about the Ricketts being owners/Addison Russell being on the team as dampening his enjoyment of the cubs before he basically stopped posting. Yeah, Duke said the Cubs being run by and employing turd humans completely turned him off to following them, and killed the fun of talking about them. Good for him.
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    Brian's gotta keep it going since he picked up the slack with the second game today. Schwarber Fan is on deck, but I think he might be dead.
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    FTfY
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    This is sneakily one of the funniest NSBB threads ever.
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    You're up, dingus.
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