Sammy Sofa
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Man, these Cubs are going to be putting down some serious hurtings on the regular once they shake off the sillies. -
Hooo-boy.
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Honestly, that is stunning to me. Granted, I am a gigantic idiot. I have no idea what peripherals he could be referencing.... Javy hasn't taken a non-IBB walk yet, is K'ing 25% of the time, hitting for no power, still seems to be chasing out of the zone a lot, 61% contact rate and 46% o-swing percentage and slashing .229/.289/.314 with a .320 BABIP OK, I feel less crazy.
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Starling Marte suspended 80 games for PEDs
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in General Baseball Talk
Passan's an idiot and his article was terrible, but the bold part is a really incorrect declaration to make as if that's true across the board. -
Honestly, that is stunning to me. Granted, I am a gigantic idiot.
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Honestly, they would have been better off having him bunt.
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Or Schwarber or Heyward. Figure out defense later Uhhhhhh....
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Javy, please, just forget who you are this one time.
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I think I might be dead.
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Man, Wilson-Almora-Baez seems like maybe the worst 1-2-3 you could have up right now. Please prove me wrong, one of you.
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Yeeesh, Baez.
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ALMORA, YOU CAN BE OUR HERO, BABY.
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LULZ at the relief I'm feeling of keeping the game "only" 4-1.
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Just let him inevitably dong already.
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Cubs got the ol' dead-ass.
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BRING BACK CASTRO.
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Had no choice but to swing because Saggy Nuts back there has been calling that garbage all day.
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This ump is a dick.
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Help us, Albert Almora, jr.; you're our only hope.
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Looks like we know who's going on the bereavement list next. All of our hopes?
