Sammy Sofa
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Go, Hector, go. -
Theo would give you a wedgie, pour your wine in the toilet, and then give you a swirlie while screaming about how the plane is going down. I don't see Theo wasting good wine like that. Theo is the bro-iest bro who ever bro-ed. He's a dork-bro, arguably the worst bros of them all. The only wine he drinks is some kind of grape flavored jungle juice served out of a trash can.
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I think I farted really loud when he hit it. That kinda counts.
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Sounds about right; he's a [expletive] who has done great things. You know who else can't admit when they are disastrously wrong? Trump. Theo would give you a wedgie, pour your wine in the toilet, and then give you a swirlie while screaming about how the plane is going down.
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they did even better when you got deported or whatever so get the horsefeathers out of my country I was, coincidentally, in Wisconsin. There might be something to that.
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We didn't. The team licked butts. We aren't going to pay attention to the Bears this year either, so get your incredulity ready in four years when we don't remember some random roster move this off season I have no idea how a joke about how ridiculous the name "Victor Caratini" is has spiraled off this far, but I'm so happy that it has.
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Exactly; he's no longer Piss Break and he's paying the price. while you were gone i was looking for an old post of yours and instead found your "theo is a condescending horsefeathers" rant from fall 2014 that i had completely forgotten about Sounds about right; he's a [expletive] who has done great things.
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Uh, Dex is in baseball hell. Exactly; he's no longer Piss Break and he's paying the price.
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So yesterday they score when I'm taking a horsefeathers, and today it's when I go take a shower. Guess I have to spend every Cubs game in the bathroom now. Who knew all that piss breaking is what was actually keeping Dexter from ending up in baseball hell.
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i mean how can you not know who he is? he came in the big bonifacio/russell deadline deal of 2014 he's not real I think somebody spilled a Surge all over their CPU.
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David's going to be able to tell people about so many hard-hit outs from this series.
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You know it's bad when David is resorting to defending an obviously made up person. I mean, the idea that someone named "Vic Caratini" exists? Get the horsefeathers outta here with that.
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Random In-season Musings and Rumors
Sammy Sofa replied to Post Count Padder's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
The FO would have been better off just spending their money on a "Cuban Pete" cassingle. -
1 hit and 4 k's through 3 against Zach Davies. What the hell is in the water in Milwaukee?
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Stick to explaining jokes.
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Sexcellent.
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Finish this, Wade.
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Of course Heyward dongs when I go off to take a dump. THANKS A LOT, horsefeathers BREAK.
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Montgomery's got nothing.
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What is this dumb nonsense. You guys suck too much tonight to be risking such things.
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I still believe in you Willson. Show the scum how it is done.
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Just prolonging the misery. SO CRUEL.
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Oh man, Uehara? Pack it in.
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Bryant's gotta do this here, and then he and Jay can horsefeathers all over everyone else for being completely useless against a team of bums.
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15 flubberloving strikeouts.
