horsefeathers Jake started, I think, the same game that my going to Cubs games-losing streak started, and he managed to ruin what was part of my brother's bachelor party when a bunch of us bought a ticket package to the Budweiser Patio, so I feel confident in saying that all of my enjoyment of going to a live Cubs game has been forever cursed because of that bearded bastard. Go suck a butt, Jake.