Jump to content
North Side Baseball

Sammy Sofa

Old-Timey Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    98,202

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    208

 Content Type 

Profiles

Joomla Posts 1

Chicago Cubs Videos

Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits

2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking

News

2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

Guides & Resources

2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

The Chicago Cubs Players Project

2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker

2026 Chicago Cubs Draft Tracker: Picks & Bonuses

Blogs

Events

Forums

Store

Gallery

Everything posted by Sammy Sofa

  1. Sammy Sofa
    Knowing these idiots, now that I want them to lose, they'll win in spectacular fashion, like they did against the Sox. So with that in mind...SURELY THE CUBS WILL CRUSH THE MARLINS! GO FORTH, MIGHTY WARRIORS! TO VICTORY! Die, Baker! Die, die, die, die, DIE!!!
  2. Sammy Sofa
    At this point, I think the promise of young, cheap, decent pitching might be enough with a couple young bats. Turn Aramis into Cedeno, Murton and maybe sing or Dope plus Wood or Prior and the prospects and that could do it.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Sad but true. See Sammy being held onto a couple seasons too long for the best recent example. Trade smart...it would be a nice change of pace. Get to the luxury of being in the position where you can be a cozy home for your old favorites as they slow down...byt becoming a contending team! Until then, sliding veterans held on just to appease the halfhearted tourists are just indicative of the never ending cycle of futility.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    God, I wanna see this bad. And even if it did happen, you know Hendry would sit back and think he was done...hell no! Shoot for the moon! Go and try and sign Carlos Lee, or trade for Cabrera! Fix this damn team!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Please don't use "Baker" and "Hendry" and "hot spurt" in the same sentence. Ew.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I honestly just feel bad for JP at this point. The guy had a reasonably impressive career and he's just plummeted right over the edge, and all things indicate he works his butt off and is a great presence with his teammates and the fans. Yeah, I know that kinda stuff gets frowned on, but I prefer to see the jerks fail utterly as opposed to the "good guys."
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Dear Lord in Heaven, if you have even a shred of mercy, please let the Marlins sweep this pitiful excuse for a team. PLEASE. I know they're mine, but only absolute and utter and humiliating failure will even come close to allowing any positive change to happen. Let them be swept by the Marlins, the Braves, and then pounded brutally hard into dead last in the Central. Please...have mercy on us all. For once.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH!!! Suck on it, Hendry. You too, MacPhail. And you most of all, Dusty. I hope you all choke as bad as your team.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I'll take a fastball to the sack before I watch soccer on TV. Time to mow the lawn! (For the record, I think soccer is a fine sport and still love playing it to this day...I simply cannot watch it on TV. It's like I'm allergic to it.)
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Even an uninjured Lee?
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, you've sold me. I'm basing this on all of my Yankee-lovin' friends who can't shut up about how much they hate A-Rod because he "never comes through when it counts." If it's widespread enough, hell, I wish Hendry wasn't dopey enough to not at least take a look.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    DEAD TEAM SUCKIN'.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    As it stands, Walker is this team's best option for leadoff OR #2 hitter this year and next. Trading him when he's so cheap will never stop striking me as being awfully shortsighted when he fills so many needs.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone was so sweaty in 1971.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The Yankees LOVE overpaying for older, past their prime pitchers these days. Give them Murton, Cedeno, Maddux, Marshall and Hill for A-Rod. Man, I love video game trades.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    As fuzzy as "clutch" is, the main reason he's getting so hated up there is because he's essentially the definition of "anti-clutch." So he'd fit in perfectly!
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Slap Walker Barrett Jock Aramis Cedeno Murton Hairston/Mabry/etc. pitcher Ech.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Wood has started one game.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    That sounds much more like Dempster.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Along those lines, why is anyone still talking about the brawl, especially anyone on the Cubs?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    What if a pair of star crossed lovers from each family combined the two? My God. We'd all be doomed...
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Todd Walker. He's cheap, he gets on base, he takes pitches and he's functioned well in the role before. Screw the myopic "a leadoff guy has to be fast!" mentality the Cubs have beaten into the ground since Baker got here. too bad there is like a 1 percent chance of him coming back Which is an even stupider Cubs' move than when they were looking to dump him last year. I'm praying they've learned their lesson. The offense they need to find will NOT be filled by a 2B. And if anyone brings up Soriano, we're gonna rumble!
  23. Sammy Sofa
    He has 3 sons. I might be a bit off on the ages, but in the area of 22, 20, and 14. I suppose that's better than what I was picturing...a herd of kids all under 10 years of age swarming out of the dugout, screaming and swearing like their father. It's still [expletive] either way. I enjoyed it when the thread title looked like it was saying "a cobra bit JJones." I had to pause for a second with that one.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    God, I loathe that song. If I could choose between Lee being magically healed this instant or punching the singer in the nards, I'd have to sit down and REALLY think about it. And THEN punch the guy in the nards.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    How many kids does Ozzie have and how old are they? I'm getting some really strange images trying to picture this whole debacle in my head.
×
×
  • Create New...