Sammy Sofa
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Hahahah! The division comes down to likely walking Cain so they can face Yelich with the bases loaded. Of course. Don't get me with their record; this season is agonizing, fat in the middle turd that shreds everything it comes in contact with. -
Cubs should get one of them there....what are they called again? Oh yeah: BULLPENS OF DOOM.
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I have a feeling I'm about to go right back to hating Justin Wilson again.
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Why the flunk did Chavez not take that AB. FJM
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THANK YOU.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. In every other timeline he absolutely murders that meatball.
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Damn; this dude painted that strike 2 perfectly.
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I will straight up break down and weep right here in the middle of my damn office if Baez dongs right now.
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Maybe Murphy can remember he's also Big Game Heartbreaker Guy in addition to being Generally Terrible Guy.
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When you're facing a team that barely hits for power, it's pretty easy to shift on the regular to cover the wimpy grounders they were relying on in the first half.
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Willson, remember how good it felt when you gave that dong some air yesterday? Do that again, please.
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I'm gonna laugh/cry/puke when Yelich ends up being the Brewers' version of Josh Donaldson or Joey Bats.
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Duke, start shaving that sweet monk 'do right now.
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If the Cubs actually take the lead this inning, I swear on everything that is holy that Duke will devote his life to the church.
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How scared and quiet is the crowd? Usual Chicago standards, or even worse?
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The Orlando Arcia game.
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The dumbest part is that if they lose today they still have to play again tomorrow. Talk about dragging out the death march. That's just cruel.
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Quintana doing his part; offense needs to finally remember who the hell they are.
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This. You're going to put 2 on for Braun who has also been excellent of late? Damn. Must be nice to have a couple of hot hitters.
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FJM
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Braun's gonna dong right here.
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Here comes the burn.
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Clerbs score points please.
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More than his call of the Cubs winning the World Series? He finally sent out that last signed scorecard this morning and he feels GREAT.
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Yesssssssssss. If there is any justice in the world, Ryan Braun will be the true source of all of their pain.
