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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It's not just the Braves, Len...Marquis is simply awful and was pitching WAY above his head.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Marquis is hot garbage. His contract is gonna hurrrrrrrrt.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Jones gets at least a double here.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, it's the Marquis we all know and loathe!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    SMASH SOME MELONS, GALLAGHER! I have no idea what that means.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I hope Lee can bust out of his slump tonight.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Very cool! Thanks!
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Good thing he's leading off. Wouldn't want to waste any of those HRs by having guys on in front of him. By putting Izturis and the P right in front of him, we've virtually guaranteed that 90% of the HRs he hits will be solo shots. Well done, Cubs. Well done. Yes, because only the Cubs have realized that Soriano hits best out of the leadoff spot. Those stupid, stupid Cubs.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Man, that's terrible news for Floyd. That's going to be rough.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I wouldn't mind seeing Gallagher throw a couple of innings. I haven't seen Gallagher throw in quite a while. I do hope he gets in this game. Seems like a good time to do it with a nice lead like this.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Shame if his last year as a Cub is highlighted by getting his butt kicked by his pitcher.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Our carp is an awesome carp! http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/holy_carp.jpg
  13. Sammy Sofa
    God, Jones and Izturius are such offensive black holes.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    1 pitch, 1 HR. Me likee.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Wow, I feel like I've fallen into a timewarp. Very cool!
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Marshall looks high out of his gourd.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Icehole! Thats one of the best TBS/TNT/A&E dubbed-over-a-swear replacement words I've heard. My personal favorite in the past has been "Jackhole". Or when they dub over any Sopranos character on A&E so they say "Funny" in leiu of what they originally said. I thought "icehole" came from Johnny Dangerously, from the "foul mouthed" mob boss who always said things like "farkin'" and "bastich" and "cork sucker."
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I would kill to see someone with some Photoshop skills make this.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    He said my favorite Jeter-related thing ever... "Derek Jeter? Ew, no! He looks like what would happen if the Rock and a Muppet had sex!"
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Both of our last "hot offensive prospects" are speedy, young CFer's with some pop and people can't understand why anyone is comparing them?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    E-MUSCLES ARE E-FLEXIN'!
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Good God, 36 triples in a season seems insane nowadays. Is that a Cobb record?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    :lol: Nice http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/RWOOD/The%20Ultimate%20Drag%20Qu.jpg
  24. Sammy Sofa
    After he hits a homerun, he rounds the bases, then taps his chest and points to the sky when he reaches homeplate. I think he does it every time he gets a hit and reaches a base.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    While I understand that Lilly was pitching way above his head the first couple of months, I don't get why people seem to respond to games like this one as if this is the norm we can expect from him. It's not like he was pitching his best or even usual "Ted Lilly stuff"...if the Brewers had been hitting that, then I'd be more worried.
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