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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Oh my God, I will MURDER the camera guy.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    It's like Bradley is trying to hurt himself.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Micah!
  4. Sammy Sofa
    You gotta be kidding me.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Sori is the best. May the hop never die.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    NICE.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Why get excited? They could run away with the division and there would still be no reason to think they won't suffer another humiliating first round sweep. Yeah, I know. Whatever. Then why bother following baseball ever?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    "Aaron Harang: a horse... ...in recent years."
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Now that's using your powers for good.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    One horrible, terrible day for anyone sitting in a 100 foot radius around you. When Milton Bradley is blasted by one of your toxic farts, is blinded and slams into the bricks, we will all be sad.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    What the crap is this.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I hate Wrigleyville. That neighborhood is the reason there aren't more night games and why any construction and remodeling that needs to be done at the park is a drawn-out, tortuous process, if it gets done at all. The main thing I wat for the Cubs is significantly expanding seating capacity. It's ridiculous they top out around 42k when they could clearly get so much more. I want all of that extra revenue to be available to ideally keep the payroll high or help it go even higher.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    It's that your "lucky tacos" come from Taco Bell. And then you pack on the horrible Old Style and awful Wrigley nachos to go with it. Plus, you make sure there's no lettuce to help push all of that gunk out of you. In short, your anus is probably classifed as a WMD on opening day.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Yep. Soriano does the "how many outs?" thing too. He makes for a surprising amount of entertainment. The dude gets bored pretty easily and likes to have fun with the bleacher bums. Seriously, say what you will about him as a player - but he's hilarious out there with those fans. He's one of the best about giving balls to kids, too. Yeah, in all my years of going to games he's definitely been the most fan-friendly player out there.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    What the hell is wrong with the world?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I'd appreciate that apology to not be in the form of a question.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah I got it. I was only kidding. Hence the emoticon. Then sign up for Teh Funny 101 because that was turrrrrible.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    It's better than Christmas. Anyone acting like they don't care about opening day deserves at least a 24-hour ban.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Might want to register for Irony 101 next semester.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Same here. I'm not sure if it's just the heartbreak of the past two years or if there are other factors. Agree. I'm really underwhelmed with excitement for tomorrow. I mean, sure it'll be nice to watch Cubs baseball again (maybe), but I can hardly say I'm excited. What a bunch of sucks. It's baseball, for God's sake. Stop embarassing yourselves.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I wish that they could have gotten the land where Cabrini was. Then the stadium would have had the Skyline righ along the outfield.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    The man's right. Wrigley is a dump. It needs to be gutted and totally reworked at the very least.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Still light years beyond Neckbeard.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Holy God. Though I'll miss Neckbeard.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    this is a case where using conventional methods (i.e. actually watching) rather than stats probably wins. that or just using simple logic, of course. I'll just repeat some of that simple logic then:
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