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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    One hour to go and no game thread. Again: IT'S ONLY APRIL. I sent Andy a PM since he's next up.
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    Paging Dr. Banedon: you are needed in the trauma ward.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    SSR with the last minute save. TMan, we'll get you next time around. Brandon, you're up after the 14 game win streak about to kick off.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    PRETTY SNEAKY.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    No sign of Brandon or Andy, so let's re-purpose my bastard thread from last night, in updated form. [tweet] [/tweet] https://youtu.be/SzLHU6S4oic
  7. Sammy Sofa
    SSR, are you around? No word from TMan so far, so you're up.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers, Magary got rocked: https://deadspin.com/an-incomplete-list-of-things-i-can-never-do-again-1834280824
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    TMan92, you're up.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    AND THE ANGRY GHOSTS OF HIS ANCESTORS TO WHOM HE WAS BEGGING FORGIVENESS or whatever the horsefeathers Costas was smoking.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    Alright. Time for some cool horsefeathers to go down.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Zobrist's hot zone looks like a frozen cube of Windex.
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    YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. 8th in wRC with runners in scoring position 3rd in high leverage situations GIVE ME THE NUMBERS FOR SQUANDERED LEADOFF DOUBLES, YOU DICKLESS APES. I am petty, and I demand my rage be verified.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I don’t know about this specific scenario (or if you can even find it) but as of like 3 days ago we were top 5-10 in the league in batting average and other factors with RISP. YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Someone find me the stat that proves the Cubs are as terrible at cashing in on leadoff doubles as I know they must be.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, good; tons of bullpen innings incoming.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I just caught glimpse of Schwarber's OPS and actually shuddered.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Whose young blood is Lester stealing?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Descalso is a freak with dudes on the bases; just stay put, Baez.
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  23. Sammy Sofa
    FLOAT THE BOTE.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, in our pants.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I think that would sync almost perfectly with this: PROVE ME WRONG, INTERNET.
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