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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Andy, you're still on deck after the next loss.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    All the good stuff happens when I'm not watching, dammit. I'm still really, really sick, so there's a good chance I'll be passed out while this is on, thus ensuring another stupendous Cubs win. These game threads seem to be pretty dead already; did OMC start up the auxiliary AOL chatroom again?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I figured maybe I'd make it for most of this one since it's earlier, but I am WAY too sick to be watching a Darvish start. I think I'm gonna go hibernate for another 12 hours or so.
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  5. Sammy Sofa
    Darvish somehow doesn't give up a run, and manages to not throw 30 pitches in the first inning.
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  7. Sammy Sofa
    A dramatic recreation of the value of Darvish's contract:
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Me foolishly getting my hopes up for a baller first inning from Bryzzo:
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty average, at best.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Updated for tonight.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    One hour to go and no game thread. Again: IT'S ONLY APRIL. I sent Andy a PM since he's next up.
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  13. Sammy Sofa
    Paging Dr. Banedon: you are needed in the trauma ward.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    SSR with the last minute save. TMan, we'll get you next time around. Brandon, you're up after the 14 game win streak about to kick off.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    PRETTY SNEAKY.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    No sign of Brandon or Andy, so let's re-purpose my bastard thread from last night, in updated form. [tweet] [/tweet] https://youtu.be/SzLHU6S4oic
  17. Sammy Sofa
    SSR, are you around? No word from TMan so far, so you're up.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers, Magary got rocked: https://deadspin.com/an-incomplete-list-of-things-i-can-never-do-again-1834280824
  19. Sammy Sofa
    TMan92, you're up.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    AND THE ANGRY GHOSTS OF HIS ANCESTORS TO WHOM HE WAS BEGGING FORGIVENESS or whatever the horsefeathers Costas was smoking.
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    Alright. Time for some cool horsefeathers to go down.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Zobrist's hot zone looks like a frozen cube of Windex.
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  25. Sammy Sofa
    YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. 8th in wRC with runners in scoring position 3rd in high leverage situations GIVE ME THE NUMBERS FOR SQUANDERED LEADOFF DOUBLES, YOU DICKLESS APES. I am petty, and I demand my rage be verified.
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