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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It's a salary dump if you're sending more salary out than you'd be taking back. Unless the Cubs pick up all of his contract, It'd still be a salary dump. Not much of one, granted. It would also depend on what their plans are to replace him. If both Soriano and Byrd are moved they're almost certainly going to have to trade for or sign another OF, in which case they could easily be paying more for that new OF AND Soriano than what they're paying now.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    With a wit like that it's no wonder he has so many famous friends.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Somehow I think he'll be OK.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    A bucket of sand would be better than LaHair.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Man, he looks like a creeper.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    *Slow clap* Oh, but he'll say you can't read because he DOES want the Cubs to sign truly elite players to affordable deals when the time is just right. Y'know, those guys.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, but some people can't process the concept of gray area. Well done.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Make it $210 million so he can show off $30 million a year.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Or 6. Or even 7.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed. And Tebow would never do something like using his powers to injure Forte. He will lay His hands upon him next week and heal him and Cutler so the team can be at full strength when he brings unto them the pulpit of His domination.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    not before we shoot you into space like dead russian border collie I am immortal like frozen Cosmonaut.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    They doubted him before. They will doubt him now. They will repent when it is too late.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/403/YouMad.jpg?1260647699 Only at all the idiots who think Tebow is a good quarterback. agreed, he's not good. GREAT is the better word Transcendent.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Place your hand in his side and feel the warmth of the Lord.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I have no idea what sulley saw in him but everyone should remember this when they see sulley's poor opinion on Andrew Luck. This really is all sulley's fault. I vote for exile. what do you mean "fault?" you've gotten to have so much fun watching bears fans be sad, you should be happy hanie has sucked. Hey, I'm just saying that when sulley gets all confident everything goes wrong short of a player dying on the field.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I have no idea what sulley saw in him but everyone should remember this when they see sulley's poor opinion on Andrew Luck. This really is all sulley's fault. I vote for exile. if anyone's being exiled it's you Get in your catapult, meat. We're gonna hurl you and your jinxy beard into Packer-land like they used hurl plague bodies over the castle walls.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I have no idea what sulley saw in him but everyone should remember this when they see sulley's poor opinion on Andrew Luck. This really is all sulley's fault. I vote for exile.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Christ, Hanie is insanely bad.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    GOOD AS MUD.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, sweet.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    If they sign McNabb they've lost and possibly exploded. the obvious choice is to take a knee on every offensive play. NO PRAYING BEFORE A GOD WHO HAS SO CLEARLY ABANDONED THEM.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    It's like we're all being punished for sulley's hubris before last week.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    If they sign McNabb they've lost and possibly exploded.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus Christ; I wasn't expecting much of Hanie, but I figured he'd be able to just not completely suck.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Work it, Tom.
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