Sammy Sofa
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Schwarber had to engage to battle off the meatballs who would start screaming about Almora not leading off. Well played, big fella... -
I've got a family texting me and ranting about how he wants the Cubs to trade Happ, Carl and Russell for Trea Turner. What in the horsefeathering world.
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And Joe's backup plan is to bring Carl in with guys on base. Grand.
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Get him out, you clod.
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Bryant, you "sexy" thing, you.
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Phew. Now the bullpen rollercoatser for 4 innings...yeesh.
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Wow. Way to get out of that.
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Almora's line recently is so weird; BAbip is in line with what he always does, meh BA propped up by the slugging, and a faithfully abysmal OBP. Scherzer getting tagged.
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That you keep tossing out very specific scenarios as if those were the Cubs' only options. They could have and should have done better.
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Holy horsefeathers! A Heyward hit!
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Haw-haw!
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Come on; make me look like a chump, Rizzo. I mean, even more than I usually do.
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Loving those sweet, sweet leadoff walks. Keep it up, Schwarber. Man, I really wish the MLB.TV app had Gameday when you get blacked out.
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Nah. At this point, Bryce Harper wouldn't have us much more ahead in the race. brantley (2 years, $32 million) is hitting .329/.379/.575 and has already been worth 1.8 war. there were relievers available, too. Sorry; it was apparently Harper or nothing.
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People have told me he's playing hurt when I point out how much he sucks. Me, I just think he's useless.
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Yes, I wanted them to put the guy who couldn't even horsefeathering pinch hit on the 10 day IL. It's not like the guy has a track record of nagging back issues that the Cubs take their sweet time in trying to deal with or anything. But sure, he's in the lineup today, so that must mean he's fine and he will not end up on the IL anyway.
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Huh? If you are saying we need Ian Happ up for Addison Russell, fine. That's not what I'm saying. Neither should be. He should definitely be up instead of Russell, and arguably over Almora, or to put Bote or Descalso on IL. All of this is obvious.
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Guy in a hurry to use the word "ninny;" ends up saying he'd rather have Addison Russell on the team. Awwwwww.
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THEY STILL NEED IAN HAPP UP, DINGUS.
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Well, yeah, due in no small part to the owners/FO just deciding to punt trying to put a better team out there.
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But won’t he just clog the base paths? He'll only clog our hearts!
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Come on, Schwarber. Be the Big Fat Walk Machine we all want.
