Sammy Sofa
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Re: Games in which the Cubs are not playing
Sammy Sofa replied to El Duderino's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Come on, who except the meatballs here isn't rooting for the A's? Regardless of the actual details, the narrative of "BILLY 'HE WROTE MONEYBALL, RIGHT?' BEANE MACGYVERS HIMSELF A WORLD SERIES WITH STRING CHEESE AND THE CHANGE HE FOUND UNDER THE COUCH" and the amount of dinosaur heads it would explode is too good to pass up. -
2012 HR Derby Discussion & Transactions
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw191679666239's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Who did your WC switch to? -
2012 HR Derby Discussion & Transactions
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw191679666239's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Wait, did you send out a PM with info as to where to send stuff for the prize package? Because I'll still happily contribute if it's not too late. -
DAMN YOU. And damn that terrible, terrible song for making me want to weep. I hate the end of the season.
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OH, THANK GOD.
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HEY GUYS THIS THREAD DOESN'T HAVE TO ABOUT KYLE EVEN THOUGH HE SAYS REALLY REALLY DUMB THINGS SO HE CAN SAY HEY GUYS THIS THREAD DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ABOUT KYLE.
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Dude thinks he's relevant baseball posts. And people.
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With guys like Castro, Rizzo, Soriano, and DeJesus, this team should beat the joke lineup the Astros are trotting out there. That's not how baseball works. Weird DeJesus shout-out.
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You call the Astros the worst like the Cubs aren't within spitting distance of being the same. Bemoaning any loses this point as being any more "pathetic" is just trying too damn hard to be miserable.
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You should probably pick a new team.
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Lonnie Chisenhall: DEFINITELY can contribute. Anthony Rizzo: ehhhhhhhh, MAYBE he can pull it out of his butt.
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Name these players that the FO office have even remotely come close to declaring as "sure things."
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Oh, THOSE guys definitely can contribute to the Cubs' future, but Starlin Castro only might do the same.
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I'm a huge Bulls fan and think Rose is nifty keen, but man, he is as dumb as a cinderblock.
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Wait, what? MIGHT? What the [expletive] laid its eggs in your brain?
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Let's pair it up with davell telling us his hopes for 2013 for the bajillionth time.
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As soon as the season is over, I'm going to do a massive post outlining, among other things, the 2012 Cubs' WAR by position and outlining why we were so bad. It'll be a nice jumping-off point for what to do in 2013. http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/steve-carell-no.gif
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2012 HR Derby Discussion & Transactions
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw191679666239's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
[expletive], I so would have won this if I didn't get a grand total of about 20 home runs form my #1 picks. -
Clearly Shopped.
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That's like offering me a big bowl of dog poop.
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That's....creepy.
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They're the "by cracky" guys, right? Yeah, I'm sticking with that.
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Lord, that Fecal League [expletive] is dick punch-worthy.
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You say "even Bernstein" like he wasn't some mope with a terrible radio show and awful sports opinions before this. Did anyone even read the article? God, no. He's horrible regardless.
